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Wingyl · Apr 7, 2021 at 3:15 AM

is this Sufficient Velocity

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 7, 2021 at 3:29 AM

Yes. (The server caught fire*, so now they're doing their thing on discord. It has... mixed results.)

*: Technically the power went out, which caused the backup generator to kick it... but then the backup generator exploded, triggering the sprinkler system, which... yeah.

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 7, 2021 at 5:22 AM

Well, grief is an emotional state; if you shoot your brain with a rocket launcher, you probably won't feel grief any more. So it works, technically?
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 7, 2021 at 4:39 PM

#basically shooters are marsupials
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 7, 2021 at 8:56 PM

I've noticed a lot of buildings that proport to be function over form, normally get torn down twenty years later, after enough people have vomited just looking at it and it turns out the walls are made out of some material that's trying to kill you and the only fire safety is don't be in the building when it on fire.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 7, 2021 at 9:33 PM

Fascist Italy in exile in Somalia governed by the army that was supposed to conquer Ethiopia before probably withdrawing to Somalia out of confusion would probably be incredibly funny for the maybe five years it lasts before crumbling.
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Loq · Apr 8, 2021 at 5:08 AM

all right, show of hands - how many of you thought I was talking about fucking a television set?
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 8, 2021 at 8:49 AM

This is the face of a wolf whose mixtape destroyed furry soundcloud
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ChelG · Apr 8, 2021 at 4:46 PM

She'll either fall down the stairs or detonate - do you really care which?
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ChelG · Apr 8, 2021 at 4:56 PM

She assumed he was a doctor, but all she really knew was that he was a giant talking octopus in a lab coat.
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Loq · Apr 9, 2021 at 5:47 AM

@IvyLB

someone with access to CRISPR, please cause crimes
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 9, 2021 at 9:18 AM

when the (former) empress is fighting the crown killer in the kitchen but dealing with that is not in your pay grade and you are on the clock
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 9, 2021 at 11:34 AM

It isn't like people are homeless because those mean old architects are too busy brutalisming to build them a house, you know?
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 9, 2021 at 12:29 PM

Trains are very good at providing vast amounts of passenger-miles of transportation along a fixed linear path. There are a lot of linear paths where we could use more trains. We should build many goddamn trains, trains damned by veritable pantheons, no less.
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ChelG · Apr 9, 2021 at 10:01 PM

an elaborate, multi-stage plan to sneak into Heaven, distract the angels, and steal some of the paraphernalia of ethereal chastisement.
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TheSeer · Apr 9, 2021 at 10:50 PM

That's... not the first place I'd look for chastisement paraphernalia. Unless the "chastisement" is actually a reward, in which case I shan't kinkshame the righteous dead.

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 10, 2021 at 3:56 AM

you can’t get to the Promised Land if you died of acute wolves
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ChelG · Apr 10, 2021 at 6:48 AM

@TheSeer

Context was a Good Omens kinkmeme prompt, and in the TV show canon at least their Heaven isn't exactly the pinnacle of goodness.

ChelG · Apr 10, 2021 at 7:10 AM

I'm pretty sure these people think escape can literally only come via giant hand lifting them away.
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Lazarae · Apr 10, 2021 at 12:00 PM

TheSeer said: ↑

in which case I shan't kinkshame the righteous dead.
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