shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...damn your world's weird. Pardon me if I don't quite take yer word for it.

'Sides, just 'cos your bitty li'l guns won't hurt me don't mean I don't wanna protect some'a the squishier people here. An' my cockpit's only so big.

 

Actually, I have happened to have purchased a few of those from one of the "troll" creatures here using this odd currency referred to as "boonbucks" that I had found while curiously wandering around this multiverse. Despite her obvious killing intent, the troll in question preferred tridents, unfortunately. >_>

The blue one with glasses-or at least one of the many versions of her, explained to me much about how the universe you originate from functions, so I deemed it necessary to acquire a few, in the event that one of your universe would seek to make a contract with me.

 

The trident-bearing troll certainly charged a premium for those pistolkind specibi, however. x_x

 

vwelcome to the time-honored beforan tradition of 'getting ripped off by meenah peixes'.

 

I still consider the purchase worthwhile in that I am now capable of being used by beings from your universe. I won't make a contract with you unless I am convinced of your prowess with a firearm, but I won't disallow you from using me. I would not being using a magical bond to boost our abilities, however.

 

great, vwe got a delusional talking gun on our hands. newvsflash: magic isnt real and has nevwer 8EEN real.

 

Perhaps that is the case from where you originate, but I was not born in your universe. You are welcome to try to disprove me, however! You just need to prove you a decent shot, first.

 

How would you explain the talking part of the gun then, though? Honest question.
The universe continues to be fascinatingly vast and in utter disregard of people's opinions of it.

 

its clearly some kind of fucked up soulbot thing. NOT magic, vweird shit vwith dead people. theres a difference.

 

Spoiler: <_<

I'm afraid your aim is off the mark.

 

Magic is super real! I'll show you!

 

or...that. yknowv, i think im just going to pretend i nevwer sawv that.

it isnt real and anything that LOOKS like magic is either smoke and mirrors or something else entirely.

 

That's silly!

 

im speaking from EXPERIENCE. magic is the fakest shit to evwer slip from the lying mouths of angels and thats the vway it is. so you can either accept it or continue livwing in denial.

 

DO YOU AHVE A MOUTH OF YOUR OWN SNOWFLAKE? LIKE I'M PRETTY SURE HE ISN'T OVERCOMPENSATING HE JUST HAS AN INTEREST IN FINE ALTERNIAN GUN CRAFTSMANSHIP. PURELY THEORETICAL OF COURSE SINCE HE CAN'T HIT ANYTHING FOR SHIT EXCEPT WITH THE BUTT OF THE RIFLE <3<

 

...did you already get a chance to check?
And, also, it's not my job to rag on him. That's yours.

 

I literally have a magic and and, and my species is magic, I went through mewberty earlier this year, and my best bestie that's not Marco is a disembodied magic pony unicorn head?

Spoiler: GIF

 

You are also free to assume that the self-strengthening bond between revolver and gunman is completely nonmagical, and stems completely from one or moee of my characteristics as a lifeform both symbiotic and parasitic in nature.

It doesn't matter to me, I have an itchy trigger and I want someone to pull it. Would anyone care to volunteer for some target practice? I require both targets and practicers, and if you're a practicer, you can't be a target.

 

fake, lying, if thats anything like puperty youre not special, and that vwouldnt be magic evwen if it vwas real.

depends, vwho vwould havwe to deal vwith the fallout aftervwards? me or you?

 

I'm not lying...