shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Cute!

 

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wIIw what a cop out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

Black holes do not belong in gravity wells. EVER.

 

IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT KINDA SMART I GUESS?
IS BEING EMOTIONALLY SMART A THING?

AW THANK YOU! I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OLD FOR ME THOUGH SEVEN MILLION IS A BIT OF A MATURITY GAP EVEN IF I SHOULD MAKE A FEW MILLENIA OF LIFESPAN HAPPEN :P

AND BESIDES I AM PRETTY TAKEN LIKE IF I START DATING ANY MORE PEOPLE I'D BE HAVIN TO DRAW UP SCHEDULES AND I HATE THAT.
-she sighs dramatically-
I FEAR WE'LL HAVE TO TRAGICALLY STAY THE AWESOMEST FRIENDS INSTEAD BIG BOY.

I THINK WE HAD IT FIRMLY ESTABLISHED THAT THAT'S ONE OF MY DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS FORD :P

 

wIIw maybe not if You're lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

Nah, you're still an adolescent in your culture, right? That's a sight too close to cradle robbin' for my taste. I ain't much looking for datin', anyway. I can still call my friends 'lovely', though, unless that's taboo?
-he grins-

 

If You Can Convince Him To Let Me Build A Blackhole Bomb Id Honestly Make You An Award Out Of These Dumb Pasta Thingies Humans Like So Much.
I Will Bedazzle You A Fucking Macaroni Award.

 

WELL IT AIN'T TABOO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED AND THAT'S REALLY ALL THAT MATTERS, RIGHT?
-she flicks a long braid back over her shoulder-
A DECENT ALTERNIAN MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE THOUGH SINCE IT'S TECHNICALLY FLIRTING TO LIKE. NOT STAB YOU IN THE BACK FOR BREATHING AT THEM TOO FAMILIARLY, Y'KNOW? DUMB AS SHIT IF YOU ASK ME THOUGH.

 

wIIw hey whatsYourface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let prissy make a blackhole bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! think of the entertainment value!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

Huh, romantic boundaries are real different there, I guess. Good thing I wasn't askin' anybody but you, though. If you're all right, then I'm all right.

 

TROLLS ARE NATURALLY BITTER, SUSPICIOUS AND MURDEROUS. ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO GET CLOSE TO US EITHER WANTS INTO OUR QUADRANTS OR MURDER US. HOW WE MANAGED TO WORK TOGETHER FOR LONG ENOUGH TO LIKE DEVELOPE CIVILIZATION AND SHIT LIKE SPACETRAVEL IS A FUCKIN MYSTERY.

 

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YES YES SEMANTICS IF YOU CAN SHOW ME A TROLL THAT WASN'T RAISED TO MURDER PEOPLE AND THEY SOMEHOW MAGICALLY AREN'T AN ASSHOLE ANYWAY LET ME KNOW.

 

hi.

 

*Raises hand.*

 

Weeeeelll, since someone went'n said I ain' allowed t'drink yer hellpoison, guess that leaves stingin'.

[Rustbucket crouches down and tilts his hand back until the mesh and cabling inside his wrist is accessible.]

Hit me, li'l bit.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO

OKAY MAYBE. MAAAAAAYBE. EXCEPTIONS PROVE THE RULE AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

 

yeah idk i'm not arguing.

things are, um, a lot chiller in the caverns tho? it's less about murderpalooza and more about we all gotta work together and if anyone checks out for good then we have more work to do anyway. it's like, a community, which i'm... realizing a lot of other castes lack?