shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by the fourth wall, Aug 23, 2016.

  1. vitrifiedVadelect

    vitrifiedVadelect Thames Tremel

    Aaahaha... you wha7, now? I've no7 me7 you before 7onigh7, ma7e.
     
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  2. A Mi

    A Mi smol, NS

    -the mi retreats to a safer bit of plating- Mi! You move inside!
     
  3. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    *Ford shrugs.*

    There are a lot of things I wouldn't have put in those books if I wrote them today.

    Especially not if I'd known that the readers were going to be twelve.

    I ran into a very inventively bowdlerised version in one dimension.

    *shakes head*

    Trust me, that is not what my most-regretted tattoo looked like.
     
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  4. Stentato of Devisiun

    Stentato of Devisiun NO INDOOR VOICE (18+)

    Sure, we could provide the music. Seagull and the Mech.
     
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  5. Valiska Pines

    Valiska Pines [WT/18+] Witch of Blood Queen Courinna

    What? You never told me!
     
  6. Oh~. It's you~.
    Enjoying trying to win another group over with your lies~?
     
  7. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    I wasn't sure how you'd take the idea that you were bald and had seven eyes.
     
  8. Valiska Pines

    Valiska Pines [WT/18+] Witch of Blood Queen Courinna

    *Valiska giggles*
     
  9. Mister Simon Schuyler

    Mister Simon Schuyler Her Majesty's Agent, Recently Expired | 18+

    He returns to his previously set up corner with the armchair and the fireplace and the positively drenched carpet, still dripping water despite Ford's recommendation.
    "I have not a clue what you are talking about, good sir, I was talking about the way I drowned in the Thames River."
     
  10. Seagull

    Seagull bird

    *the seagull quivers, overcome by excitement* holy shit a "parties". holy fuck. okay. be cool Seagull. be cool. be cool. you're growing as a person

    hey uh. do you mind if I. maybe screech for a second. I am trying to grow as a person. which means not screeching. but I'm very excited. and it's getting real hard to not screech
     
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  11. Stentato of Devisiun

    Stentato of Devisiun NO INDOOR VOICE (18+)

    I could make your screech even louder if you wanted.
     
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  12. Seagull

    Seagull bird

    (holy shit holy shit holy shit. this is the best fucking day of my life) is it really okay. I have been informed. by numerous people. that screeching is unacceptable "parties" behaviour. and I would really hate to fuck up my chances. now that I have taken my first step. to becoming "a better person". instead of being "an asshole"

    *the seagull is visibly restraining itself from screeching*
     
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  13. Stentato of Devisiun

    Stentato of Devisiun NO INDOOR VOICE (18+)

    You can screech, it's fine!
     
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  14. vitrifiedVadelect

    vitrifiedVadelect Thames Tremel

    Cricke7! I7's been ages, hasn'7 i7? How've you been, chum?

    I ain'7 lyin', C-Ricke7, I don'7 know 7his alien, 'specially no7...

    -Thames cuts off mid-sentence and honest to Demoness splutters.-

    Sufferer's sacred nipple pan7s, wha7're you on abou7?! Of all the lewd --

    -He looks around.-

    I don'7 know him, gen7s, hones7, he's lyin', plain as moonligh7. Ha ha...
     
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  15. I've been fine, since you got everyone to hate me~.
     
  16. Mister Simon Schuyler

    Mister Simon Schuyler Her Majesty's Agent, Recently Expired | 18+

    "What!"
    He seems amused and offended in equal measure.
    "Why would you accuse me of lying! I am still dripping with the ample evidence! You fiend!"
     
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  17. Lumipyry

    Lumipyry Gobano Eluvei, Seer of Hope [18+]

    @Mister Simon Schuyler
    Congratulations then, newly bereft
    Of life, of chances, and all that makes
    The living rise, to challenge the stakes
    The self-help books are to the left.
     
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  18. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    Nipple pants?

    *Ford looks horrified*
     
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  19. Anhelia Aescar

    Anhelia Aescar Life after death is harder than it looks

    Ah, so at least no surprise. Am I to understand that you are deceased? That is a circumstance that applies to me as well. I am an Eternal, a scientific revenant brought back by skilled scientists and advanced procedures..
     
  20. Mister Simon Schuyler

    Mister Simon Schuyler Her Majesty's Agent, Recently Expired | 18+

    He chuckles.
    "Many thanks, my dear. I think I would prefer the company of my lady wife over the literature but I fear I have no choice in the matter."
    He says, most innocently:
    "I hear they are in fashion in Madrid. Of course no one cares about Madrid that knows about fashion."
     
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