shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

yeah, i think i do. i think i need to be educated on just how awful the porn industry is and what a naughty boy i am for consuming it.

 

I don't take candy from strangers :P

 

BUT NOT IN A SEXY WAY

 

Am I a stranger?

 

sure. i wont derive any pleasure whatsoever from my self-righteous hot female professor scolding me.

 

the professor won't be self-righteous, hot or female

 

Everyone's a stranger. You're stranger, I'm stranger, we're all strange here.

 

Just drink yer cube, fer frags sake.

-is not impressed- Do i gotta march you into th´dispensary when we wake up?

 

-She disables it.-

Anyway, I guess I won't be letting him out. Who wants to do the honors?

 

We have known eachother something like seven hours dude.

... sssssure.

 

Oh well, woulda been wroth tryin.

 

Nah, I might actually get a cube of my own accord. Maybe.

 

*resets the timer*

*tosses the bomb to @Nichrome of Iacon for a professional opinion*

 

Am I wrong? D'ya got proof that you aren't strange?

Have you ever thought about how fragged up it is that we're even alive?

 

Alright, takin´ya to get a cube it is.

 

@COLLEG OMG cooleg!!! hoi!! hOW U!?

 

Mi? -sniffs-

 

fine but i would feel even better if you gave me your money

 

Mrrrrrrrreeeeworrrrr -rolls in, stretches too far, squeaks. Purrs-

 

-turns the timer off and tosses it back, aiming for Burt's head-
Mass produced slag causes me to break out. I am offended.