shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I can't believe you survived long enough to get married.

 

i dont VWANT to be a robot!

she.

howv about foxy.

her.

SHE!

Spoiler: ableist slurs

howv fucking retarded ARE you people?? howv HARD is it to say ONE fucking vword right.

 

Sorry.

 

yeah, vwhatevwer. dipshit.

 

Language!

 

ill language YOU.

 

Ford stares for a moment. "Jame, you drink with my brother..."

 

But he wasn't here right then.

 

"Actually, she took up residence in my world, where the perpetual motion generators we use where wind and solar power won't suffice produce enough orgone runoff that she's not a danger to anyone unless she's alone with them in a remote unsettled area." Ford grins. He likes problems he can easily fix.

 

"I'm fairly certain that was sarcasm," Sev points out gently.

 

"Well, I have been married longer than you've been a grandfather, and my wife and I just got engaged to the loveliest young man. I forget, Rick...did you ever actually marry Beth's mother? And if you did, did it last more longer than the pregnancy did?"

 

"Of course it was. I didn't make any smart remarks about honour." Valiska grins.

 

*is pleased that valiska believes he has been displaying both those qualities*

 

so he is campaigning against me.

 

"Honor's almost uselessly complicated anyway." Sev hugs Valiska. "Hi."

 

*rolls his eyes* What about "discernment and honesty" suggests to you that this is a campaign?

 

a campaign of quote-unquote 'discernment' and 'honesty'.

 

No, those are qualities I happen to possess and am completely free to use for whatever the hell I want. I could use them to determine which I Dream of Jeannie episode is the best and talk everyone's ear off about that, but... I don't think any of you guys wanna listen to that.

 

no, i do. honestly. i vwant to hear evwery putrid little vword that dribbles from your gaping mouth.

 

And I'm 100% sure that was sarcasm.