shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-ignoring the idiocy that the other techfae are engaged in, Scanner has set eyes on something more large he can climb. EVEN LARGER THAN VERMILLION. He begins his ascent on Venture's leg. He's probably still at least a little on fire.]

 

Dol yelps and lets go of the rug, scooting backwards and gazing forlornly at the fiery remains.

 

Chi shrieks in outrage and chases after 79, tackling her.

 

Th´frag did YOU do?

-tries to de-flame-

 

[Venture cranes his neck to try and see what's going on, but the fire is only mildly warmer than his own plating right now. Proooobably not a problem, especially in dreamworld.]

...put Lae'n Ral to berth and had a whole pile of holiday fun with my trinemates once we were sure the bitlets were recharging? Have a little faith prettypaws if I actually blew anything I'm sure they'll haul me down to medbay. As is-- [he stretches, wings clacking against the ground--] preeeeetty sure it's nothing another session in Curls' studio and a good hard defrag [more snickering] won't fix.

 

im just offended fuckers got lit on fire when i werent here

new rule if a body's gonna get roasted i get to take part or at least watch

 

Get off me or I'll bite you, ugly!

 

not if i bite you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chi imagines up a pillow and starts whacking 79 with it.

 

-79 headbutts the pillow, spearing it right through.-

 

RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Go away!

 

Chi acquires another whackin' pillow and commences whackin'.

you set the rug on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-79 pulls Chi's 'hair'-

You kicked me! You kicked me! I ought to fucking set your dumb hair on fire!

 

i'll set you on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She whacks her some more.

 

I don't want to deal with this! I'm already in so much trouble!

 

Chi stops whacking and lays down on top of 79. She pokes her antennae.

boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-79 scrunches her face up and manages to squeak out a fart.-

 

Chi laughs, delighted.

do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"You just farted with your mouth."

 

[[Tam imagines up gummy worms and happily munches. Nothing like junk food to go with watching a train wreck.]]

boo bad comeback

[[She throws a gummy worm at the weird fart alien.]]