shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Yeah I think it's a timeline clash. You wanna explain it to them or should I?

-She hands Chroma a bowl of gummy worms.-

 

depends on if you define murder as 'killing someone' or the legal definition.

accidentally killing people is much easier when youre hammered.

 

Get wasted and blow shit up! THIS CAN ONLY END WELL!
>_<

 

Dumb.

 

Yeah because You Lose Them, We Get It You Pathetic Backwash Fucker.

 

more like youre like fivwe and cant come up vwith a better insult than 'dumb'.

 

Technically and genetically, yes. So, a mechanical bug? Hm. Do you know of Tidus? Or is this something different...

Hm.

Hhgh. Wrench what the fuck is wrong with you? Is this one of your panic attack things? Is this like the thing I had? Do I need to strangle you?

Sometimes. It's more fun.

 

-fans himself and draped himself against Wrench.- OH YOU CHARMER!

 

Dude I literally don't give a shit about you.

 

you dont need to givwe a shit about someone to insult them in a vway that doesnt make you look like a pathetic squalling pupa.

 

[I don´t fight much but I can bite him!!!]

What´s a Tidis? -big bug is big, and clicking nervously-

 

[She takes a handful to munch on absentmindedly.]
Letting Them Punch It Out Will Probably Help. Ill Intervene If They Take Out Specibi.

I Find That Succeeding In Killing Someone Is Definitely Easier When You Can Think Straight And Have Some Figment Of Hand Eye Coordination.

Be My Guest, Man, I Dont Give A Fuck About Your Life Choices.

 

WHO DOES THAT? WHO SAYS THAT?
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YOU'RE A FUCKING... oh my god you're EVIL MARCUS. Good Marcus has a goatee too so I fucking missed it but you're FUCKING EVIL MARCUS.
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[Okay but a like six foot tall robot is both heavy and the best thing to happen to him ever, so he's having some conflicting emotions right now.]

 

objection:

 

Are you having a panic attack and do you want some gummy worms while I explain the thing to you?

 

If Throwing Up And Also Having A Hangover Is Your Idea Of Fun Then You Must Be A Masochist.

 

i am not having a panic attack and need nothing explained 2 me but can i have gummy worms too

 

A robotics company that works with Blume. They're interested in AI but... *Pauses, frowns* I don't think I'll share this with them, if only because I want them to figure it out on their own and... You're a being, yes? You deserve your rights and stuff.

And you're naive Wrench apparently. I'm aware that I'm evil, accepted it quite a while ago when I became the CIO and ruined Dusan's life to get control of the SanFran office. I do what I can to help people where I am, though I'm sure you won't understand.

No. Fuck no. Thank you though.

Nope, sadist.

 

You Severely Underestimate The Amount Of Vehicular Troll Slaughter I Can Manage While Sober.

 

Okay.

This is a liminal semi-dream space and you're not from the same timeline as cool spike guy. I'm guessing things are wibbled around re: Blume in your respective timelines? You're not going crazy or nothing and neither is he.