shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Smilodad

    Smilodad New Member

    *Smilodad grunts and swats a paw at Tugger's ass.*

    *Who tf u calling lusus.*
     
  2. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    h*w d* y*u manage t* get *n every nerve ! have? d!d y*u tra!n t* be th!s way?

    [he pauses and eventually smirks]

    g* t* y*ur bl*ck. !'m y*ur lusus, y*u have t* d* what ! say.
     
  3. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    Oh, you're absolutely right, actually.

    This is, hm. Quite the garish display! I believe they're called funhouse mirrors?
     
  4. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    trained long and hard, in fact. in a fur-off land, at the schoolfleading hivestem of 'make silly little sparky boy piss his pants in rage'.

    PAWSSED ALL MY CLASSES WITH FLYING COLORS.
    *He swears like a sailor under his breath, which earns him another swat.*
    get to my blick?
     
  5. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    At this point I almost expect them to begin dragging their bottoms across the floor.
     
  6. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    fine. i see how it is. every time tugger's an ass i have to de-quirk or he's going to willfully misinterpret eeeeverything i say, because he's two.

    that is to say: i can only use my quirk when the sun stops searing our skin.

    if i'm your lusus, you have to go to your block. it's simply how it works!
     
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  7. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    and where would that be, feleesdad? :3c
     
  8. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    [he raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms]

    Coming from someone who licked his rear to prove a point?
     
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  9. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    Do you ever notice that there is a significant correlation between those who do not clean all over and those who end up with worms?
     
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  10. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    far away from me! i'm half-convinced i should just pick you up and throw you somewhere.

    [if he could do that without serious risk of shorting out midway and causing third degree burns, he would have already]
     
  11. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    If you can do it without resorting to silly kittle sparkles, I'll do everything you say for a purrigee.
     
  12. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    There are ways to groom that...area... without resorting to tasting what you're cleaning up.

    And besides, you don't have to do it in public. We've seen where that leads.
     
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  13. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    [he kicks tugger, but alas. he is built like spaghetti noodle]

    if they can hurt you they're not just sparkles!
     
  14. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    If the Great Cat Beyond hadn't intended for Jellicles to clean themselves naturally, they would not have given us tongues with little hooks on them.
     
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  15. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    *He is a fucking wall of fluff and flesh. Snickers.*

    I YOWL THEM AS I SEE THEM, FELEES.
     
  16. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    The Great Cat Beyond obviously didn't intend for you guys to be able to give each other blowjobs either.
     
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  17. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    *He blinks. Glances @ Misto.*

    *Pls know what a blowjob is so he doesn't look dumb in front of the legless dude.*
     
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  18. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    [he casts a baffled look in tugger's direction before turning to norm]

    The Everlasting Cat didn't intend for a great many things, I imagine, but Jellicles are creative folk!
     
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  19. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    Very, very creative folk, I think you'll find.

    *Wink.*
     
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  20. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    I don't think creativity makes hooks any less hurty on your sensitive parts.
     
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