shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[in the tone of someone observing a natural wonder of the world for the first time:] its truly a thing of beauty isnt it

never gets old

 

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[he's trying to stay calm but literally cannot contain his goblin cackles. there's just too much in that rant for mituna to handle.]

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you know what else - hehehehehe- what else is a foul stinking oyster?

 

LET ME GUESS, YOUR PUTRID CASE OF CROTCH-ROT? I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE QUITE SO SEVERE.

 

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no, you fucking douchesquatting tentsquatting biscuitshit. your bulge. not mine. mine is perfect

 

U 5M3LL L1K3 BU77

 

WOW! OH, WOW!!! LET ME JUST DROP MY PANTS SO YOU CAN SLURP UP ALL THE FUCKING DIARRHEA YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT SERVING UP A SICK BURN GAVE ME. THESE BURNS ARE SO COLD MY BULGE GOT FROSTBITE AND FELL OFF, ASSCLOWN.

 

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hahahahaha sick nasty
but im confused,
how can you lose what you never had?

 

O_O
i was gonna ask whats poppin around these parts but
i'll come back later

 

no stay and popcorn with me

 

[karkat looks like he's swallowed a lemon]

DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD COMEBACK OR ARE YOU JUST SPITTING SHIT UP, HUMAN WIGGLER STYLE?

 

*pops le corn and sidles up closeways* *but not overly close* *shes a respectful lady*
i havent talked to short 'n shouty much, is he always this into feeding trolls?
er
feeding troll trolls?
the trolling trolls in the mids of trolling
seems like kinda a losin gambit but maybe hes got a plan

 

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you tell me, human master karkat. is that a thing humans do? :O seems pretty fucking debilitating!

 

hey roxy! im honestly not entirely sure whats going on around here half the time myself haha

how are the cats

some of the dead nepetas have been asking after them

 

i can be a cat if u want

 

humns do that yeh

its funny

especially whenever it got on peal haha she fuckin FREAKED

 

yo girl whaddup!!! :o
the cats! they r doing what they do best, shitting on everything they see and eating me out of hosue and home. god i love them. gimme them neps numbers ill send them some pics ;) also jesus look at that cat. like holy shit have u EVER seen a cat that purple i know i havent

 

A human's bulge fell off on 'peal'? -confuseface-

 

no like

steven woulf throwup on her a lot when he was a baby it was great

 

I was wrong. It's not a nightmare. It's a stroke.

 

ahahahaha yeah p much
hes got two modes loud and louder its kind of fucking magical
dudes his own personal microphone and speaker system no amps required
get up on stage and tear the house down all by his bad self

what up homegirl time players represent

[he holds out his fist]

enjoy your final moments