shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Fisshu Neko is unsure what to make of this. it stares vacantly at the strange contraption.-

 

[Oh no it's the tiny cats again. Updraft holds ery very still lest he squish one]

 

[Focal stumbles in, looking like he hasn't recharged in a while and with several notes in lightpen on his arms that he hasn't erased yet]
Oh! Oh I must have dozed off when Kickstart went down to the planet. How terrible of me!!!

 

Well Nichrome seems to be happy to let everyone visit, I am sure you can take the next shuttle. [But maybe Focal should get some rest first, he's looking harried enough to make virtually all of Updraft's medic protocols fireup and start yelling about bedrest.]

 

Nonono! I probably lost precious hours I could have used doing more work! I'm just-... Kickstart had talked about wanting to show me stuff maybe or... something? I didn't really get what he was trying to hint at he's very difficult sometimes.

 

[He raises a brow, wings folding back to 'suspicious and lowkey worried'] I... have you considered taking a break on occasion? Constant work and stress are bad for your processors [He remembers how this goes with people like that, he's got like a whole script for the occasion] And you won't be producing any quality work if your processor is failing you midsentence.

 

[Brilliant smile, the kind people get paid for and by that we mean the kind people have to put on when working in the tourist industry, or else they get fired.]
Sir, there is no need to worry I take great care to meet the medically necessary minimum amount of recharge and not a klik more each cycle! My work is polished and I always meet my deadlines, if you wish I can show you my references and point you to the reviews from custom-, clie- I mean employers.

 

[UHUH. Updraft looks very much doubtful] The minimum amount of recharge is not supposed to be something you run on regularly. [he rubs the bridge of his nose] I would much prefer to see your medical file to seeing your references. [Because wow is this a mech that needs personal medic attention right here. Why is he surrounded by workaholics all the time, what was wrong with people?]

 

As long as the work gets done, why does it matter?

 

-a vent appears above Updraft. A Ventcat peers out-

 

Oh hey there [He looks up at the ventcat, careful not to startle it. Sadly there are no baby planes around today]

Because it makes people get sick and die, and it is my job to prevent both of those things.

 

...You can get sick?

 

Oh no no no, I'm in perfect health, I promise! The whole getting shot at thing wasn't even a problem at all once I got patched up!

See, this gentleme- gentleman I mean, get it!

 

OHOHO

WHY D035 IT MAtttERRRR???????

~~(8:>

 

As your medic I am telling you, no he does not but do expand on the getting shot bit please? [Everyone on this ship is giving him spark arrest for fun, it seems at times, what is wrong with everyone?? and why couldn't they stay out of trouble??]

Yes of course. Lack of sleep leads to building processor damage as un-defragged data builds up and starts corrupting neighbouring data, never mind the damage to the other physical components!

 

[He just closes his eyes with the most pained expression known to man.]

Ah. That makes sense, I think.

 

Still FUKKIN dressin liek a dam fool. Who thu fuck-- w8 no, its ur SAD FACE THAT DRESSES YOU

Hi Mr Sad-Sack didn't think u were cre8tive enough 2 dream. *finger guns*

 

And here I was thinking I wouldn't have any nightmares tonight. What do you want?

 

Notthin' ~~(8:>

bee tee dubs u weren't the one to kill me, idk if ur buddy ray dick-mo-tron told you but he did that one.

 

I knew it was a body double. Ray didn't tell me he'd killed you, though. What, you wake him up in a bad mood?