shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-purring intensifies-

 

-Shade appears again, but he doesn't appear to be aware he's in the rave again, nor is he properly visible to anyone not looking directly at him and already knowing who it is. His optics are offline and from the way his mouth is moving silently he looks like he's praying- to Unicron, to be specific-

 

[Unicron looks distinctly unamused.]
Are you sure it is not my brother you are looking for?

 

[He relaxes back into the cuddle pile. Just going into hiding there seems like a great idea, that's what's happening now and the purr is VERY comforting. He mumbled an indistinct but grateful sounding thing to Kation]

 

-Shade's optics flicker on; he looks shocked, like he didn't actually expect an answer-
N-no, Lord- d-definitely you.

 

Lissa perches precariously near @Ignis of Vos' edge of the cuddlepile. Her eyes are very wide.

"So," she says, "we were about to talk about dancing and then..." She spreads her hands wide in a gesture reminiscent of fireworks. "Everything kept happening kind of a lot."

 

Spoiler: Titans?

Did you say titans?

 

I am not your Lord. There is nothing with which I can help you.
[It is said harshly, in a tone that does not allow for discussion.]

 

[Ignis doesn't move much-- that might attract attention-- but he stretches and resettles his wings in a way that just happens to cover more of Updraft.]

 

Spoiler: suicidey

-Shade flinches back but being dead has made him difficult to scare- Some- some of the other souls say- that you consume those that- that have no further place in the world a-and I was h-hoping- that you would consume me.

 

Noo, please, I'm too young.

 

[Ignis gets a more distinct thank you and Ups nuzzling against his helm in the cuddle pile. He's covered in good friendly mechs hiding him this is a good place, his chest has almost stopped hurting]

 

[His optics flicker briefly as he seemingly stares right into Shade's spark.]
No. Someone is waiting for you and you for him. Dying is easy, young mech, Living is harder. You do not get to take the easy way out.

 

*Priscilla makes her tail invisible and brushes the mi with it here and there*

 

-Shade flinches again and drops his head- B-but- I-i-

 

No Buts. The Universe has a plan for you, the more you struggle, the more cycles you will have to suffer through. If I consume you before your time things will go out of alignment. Do you wish to cause yet more damage to the lives of those who have suffered at your hands?
[He is being deliberately cruel now. Robot Satan has a bad temper sometimes.]

 

Supongo que automáticamente todo el mundo es un idiota. Usted debe saber mi dolor con los dos que tiene en su equipo.

 

-Shade folds in on himself helplessly, shaking his head, sparking, and says nothing more-

 

Mimii! -the mi relents and nuzzle Hanji´s cheek-

Miii! -such offense! how dare the enemy escape it! great pouncing ensues-

 

Spoiler: I can do that too