shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"Oh God what did you do?" Stan shakes his head. "You are not smart when you're mad, no matter what you think. Deadly. Calculating. Dangerous. Probably never going to get caught. But smart? No."

 

"Strange way to say 'thank you for saving my brother's life'," Lissa says impishly.

 

*Stretches and purrrs and rolls before cat-melting out of Jordi's lap and changing again, sitting on the ground now* Dude *Leans against a leg*

Heey, did any of me tell you about the time I got so mad and got revenge by burning their pot plantation, destroyed their cocaine shipments, and then killed their leader and the three other members who were responsible for killing my man Horatio.

 

-snort- Well there´s good news. what are you going to do with it once it´s done? -sits down and summons something that looks like engex, but it is glowing white with sivelry particles- I can imagine it would, yes.

 

Not a clue! Might stuff it in a pocket, might let it drift through space to confuse someone... we'll see! [Vector is... not going to comment anymore on how awkward a family reunion would or wouldn't be.]

....ah. There... Just so you know, atta and the Destroyer have both made... appearances here. Just projections in the latter's case, he hasn't actually escaped, but. You should... probably be aware.

 

You're the one that laid there. [He slides one hand fondly over the back of Marcus's head and scratches lightly at the base of his skull.]

Sounds like overkill, but hey, I'm not a judge of character here. At least your dumb ass didn't get caught doing it. Though now I've got suspicions about how honest you were being about me scaring the shit out of you-- I mean come on, I probably didn't cause nearly the amount of property damage you did.

 

I also pulled a lot of data on them, but man that's what makes you scary. You're so precise, like laser point accuracy. Bam, thing you need to kill is dead. End of story. No mess, and if there is one you make a beautiful set to hide it. It's terrifying, man.

*Leans into hand because yiss*

 

[Wait a second..]

The Destroyer?!

[Ok maybe this was not a good time to pop back into dreamspace, woooow. She's fretting quite a bit, wide eyed and nervous, muttering to himself] Wait how even it's not water would the place flood, how even.... shouldn't it break?

 

Yes I do occassionally visit here.
[Someone said his name. Multiple someones even. He glares moodily at everyone in his field of view]

 

Yeah, you got data on Anton too, and I didn't even have to blow up his boat. Might've saved myself some time if I had, but you know, I think sending a message was more important. I like sending messages. I like it when people are afraid of me. Means they won't try to undercharge. At least, they won't try it twice.

 

Blowing up the boat would have been fun though.

 

Buuuut your precious little hospitals would've been locked down still. So I guess it's for the best that I hadn't gotten around to it, huh?

 

You were listening! I'm touched. Yeah, that would have been unfortunate. Still, sometimes I wish you had because some fucker called 'Hook' has some shit running out of that boat these days.

 

You want me to blow up his boat, sweetheart? I can blow up his boat.

 

... Yeah, a little bit.

 

[Undertow sort of accidentally summons a wall to hide behind, all present biolights cutting down to zero because if there's one kind of attention she didn't want it's this one. Though at least that sort of clears up that nope dreamspace doesn't break up when this happens]

 

Oh, hiding, how incredibly clever. I'm not capable of hurting you here anyway, child.

 

Thank you for the warning. i suppose it could baffle someone if you needed some sort of distraction.

Hello uncle. Truth to be told I´m rather glad I don´t have to fight you. It´s rather lost it´s charm.

It´s alright little one, I won´t let him harm you.

 

Oh that's adorable, nephew. I wasn't aware you were capable of saving people nowadays.

 

Who are you?
[She's staying behind her wall, thanks. Also trying to figure out how to deal with this and then finally settling on old, familiar ways she summons herself a cube of engex - the fancy stuff clients would occasionally buy to impress her - and lobs it over the wall since there's no water to pour it into and it would probably not work that way anyways]