Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: gore

 

@Verily

@Hawkeguy

 

Me: dear she-ra: aim for the boobs
@Pumpkageist: for the honor of grayskull! [stabs mother in the tits]

 

Isn't Polly pretty ? Say Polly is pretty. Pretty Polly. Pretty Polly ! WHy arEn't YoU SAYIng Polly is a Pretty BIRDY ? POLLY PRETTY BIRDY ! *spew black cloud*

 

Well, when the wave of magical bears comes at 9 meters of the thing, they say "nope" (which means "nope" in bear language)

 

In dwarven runes, "Azer" is written "!!☺!!"

 

"Fuck, stop accusing us of creating every aberrations, we aren't cocaine wizards ! "

 

So, the displacer beast is a Large (tiger-sized) felin-ish creature with six legs, two tentacles and anorexia.

 

a spell whose only use is to fool ethereal filchers, dick PCs and prostituting your mother.

 

^Apollo Justice answering the phone at least once, probably

 

When you roll a 5 the demons roll a d4 with the numbers 7, 5, 63 and macintosh apple pie (in ascending order).

 

On the other hand, they probably one of the few demons that a planar explorer would be glad to bring back in his luggages from a trip to the Abyss.

 

You’re just gonna pick a safe in the middle of a fight, like a mature adult.