The last time he went to a vampire Halloween Party he dressed up as a character from Trinity Blood She's got a little ivy drapped hammok installed in a corner of the lab so that she can be TOLLEST whenever she wants
ARADIA (i cannot recall if you’re a hamsteak or if i’m misremembering, if it’s the latter that’s fine :P)
He's never in his life used a hair straightener and would be gravely offended at the notion he do anything more intrinsic than braiding to get his curls under control. Must Be Floof. I am a homestuck it is true Random Headcanon (at least i think it's a headcanon...): She's got a Wall Of Trophies from her archaeological digs. There's at least two skulls on there, as well as broken pots that don't look like much but who cares, she likes them best anyways.
Spoiler: slightly tmi? i absolutely cannot sleep naked but like, in very specific ways? boobs out is a non-issue but I need something in the panty category and some sort of blanket to drape over my tum and back otherwise I'm just uncomfy. It makes no sense but apparently that's my brain for you? brought to you by 'i wanted to take a nap after showering but my brain insisted we put on panties first or it won't be Right'
i shoulda have seen that coming shouldn't I? (also: preemptive apologies to Dave for what's about to be said about their characters and how wrong I might be getting them) Matt is never going to admit it, like, not in a million years, but he's keeping an internal list of both their allergies and food preferences for cooking purposes. He likes to feed people and he like them enough to make an effort and cater to them specifically. There's also probably the most sexually charged cooking lessons you can possibly have. Like that one pottery scene from Ghost, except with more knifes. Not between Matt and Pinkkat, because they both know how to cook, but he's going to figure out how to get Davelal onto that boat and if he has to do it by showing Dave how to make pizza rolls than he damn well will. It's gonna devolve into foodkink territory at some point if nobody puts their foot down because 'i dare you to' is something all three of them are fucking weak to. There are so many questionable decisions made a result you don't even know.
