Out of context quotes thread

"Toss my entire salad you bowl cut bastard"

 

"Why are you walking? I have perfectly good hooves." - @asynch

 

"now im radioactive
that cant be good"

 

"there you go, even if your problems are made of glass, fluoroantimonic acid will solve them"

 

That entire comic is an out of context quote.

 

Ah the worst RPG idea: watch an Adam Sandler movie

 

"Hopefully he murdered enough white-collar workers to appease the Magical Girl from hell."

 

He called me in [to his office] and he said, “I know it’s you. Don’t deny it. You made everybody be a pirate.” And I said, “I want to be a pirate. I can’t help it if everyone else in my homeroom wants to be a pirate. That’s life.”

 

Excuse you it's EXTRA gay if it's for ghosts

 

"It's like that one meme where snakes keep manifesting in the guy's house physically, but with ornate fountains"

"they wrote that code in 2009-11 right
statue of limitations on intent for programming is like
at best 3 years
so the why is unfortunately lost to time"

 

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you guys were still analog; I'm a digital dog with fiiive electric asses!"

 

"uhhh
invisible bushes???"

 

post: "just a regular pigeon" tagged: "What happened to owls?"

"you’ve earned a dollar and spent less than a dollar. Free money!" (tagged: "that's...not how income works")

"Market Update
You can now buy and sell "

"just replace all nouns"

"discuss matters of great import to humanity’s future light-cone and then see their gradual descent into memes and shitposting"

"let’s join forces and get acquired by EA! "

"Perhaps you will like my new game,

Leg"

"anyone competent enough to travel through time would be perceptive enough to realise that saving Hamilton-the-person would destroy Hamilton-the-musical"

"has anyone drawn a political cartoon"

 

"as is post stamp collecting, fishing, and developing nuclear warheads."

"reported and banned for looking at bird"

 

"something you might use to polish furniture or apply to a cricket bat than something you might put in a vegan cake "

"henceforth all discussions of every topic must use examples from Mulan"

"For the last time: you cannot trademark the entire concept of owls"

"aware of all internet traditions that reach back to hallowed antiquity of thursday last week"

"I just want a fanart of Reimu exorcising dragons"

"I want a fanart of the new release hatchlings being glued to a big gold glove and being irate about it"

 

"Ackerman's function but with Minions"

"some people already living in 2050, that’s just how it works" tagged: "Time works very differently in Australia"