Beldaran
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Resident Queer Feminist Theologian

Beldaran

70% abuse and 30% ramen, Female

Hello world! Sep 9, 2023

    1. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      I am putting the entire internet in time out. Gay baby jail for EVERYONE. No trials.
    2. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Of "Alive, Awake, Alert, and Enthusiastic" I think I might be 1 out of 4. Maybe 0.5 of 4.
    3. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      It is still always good to secure the address of someone you might need to request a check for in the future.
    4. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @ZeroEsper Get their address, familiarize yourself with the protocol for requesting a welfare check or find someone to do it for you,
    5. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      help them create a crisis plan if they're willing, see if either you or someone else can be physically present with them.
    6. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Yesss, I have exactly three times as many likes as I do posts! Vanity monster successfully fed.
      1. Kaylotta, Aviari and Carcosa like this.
    7. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Angry hissing. >:T
    8. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME UNLESS YOU'RE INVOLVED DIRECTLY IN THE RESCUE PLAN, THANK YOU. <3
      1. rainbowbarnacle, kmoss and emythos like this.
    9. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      YO, WHAT? I'm about an hour from Fall River, what is happening?
    10. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Keep in mind that @aspectDestroyed was RPing Cronus at the time, taking a literal flying fuck at the planet Saturn. (with cod piece)
    11. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      1. aspectDestroyed likes this.
    12. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      I'm unusually on edge today and Boston people are being Boston people, and I'm trapped with them on the train
    13. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @pixels You are MIGHTY. You got this!
      1. Key and Lissiel like this.
    14. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @Shrugging Politely You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
      1. Key and EulersBidentity like this.
      2. Beldaran
        Beldaran
        (Credit to @Key for reminding me of the Zoolander quote.)
        Jul 30, 2015
    15. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      *finds twix wrapper of twix that was not shared with me* WHAT. IS. THIS?!
    16. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @EulersBidentity you mean the one where I mentioned getting hit for it? It's on my blog, I'll try and find it and pm you a link.
    17. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Haha, whoops, looks like those sadfeels weren't as gone as I thought. What is today even?
    18. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Pro Tip: If you feel compelled to describe the Thai food in the fridge as "elderly" do not eat it. /blargh
      1. kmoss and Deresto like this.
    19. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      My homestuck selfie is legit just my intensely uncomfortable eyeball, viewing that awful, awful animation.
      1. Deresto likes this.
    20. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @KathyGaele IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN AUSTRALIAN HELL SPIDER THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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  • About

    Gender (optional):
    Female
    Home Page:
    http://beldaran.tumblr.com/
    Occupation:
    Resident Queer Feminist Theologian
    Question: Should you fight me?

    "why. why would you even. you monster.
    (I mean even if you tried, you'd probably get served, but really. why. Beldaran is literally the sweetest)" ~Wiwaxia

    "if you fight beldaran you had better at least be wearing a tuxedo cause that motherfucker will outclass you in a thong bikini" ~Vast Derp

    Pastrysona: Anman (bread filled with red bean paste)

    Collection of really nice things people have said about me so that I can look back on them and smile:

    "whenever you post in a messy thread my immediate reaction is always 'oh thank god, Beldaran's here.' :) " ~Wiwaxia

    Seebs: I still tend to think of you as "one of the sane people who didn't go through all that much", which is ludicrous.

    Beldaran: I'm rather happy to be thought of as "one of the sane people" considering. I mean, I really ought to have more wrong with me it seems.

    Seebs: I have about one available explanation, which is "miraculous healing". I am vaguely superstitious about saying so after reading a story once where it stopped working if you told people, but I am pretty sure it is in fact safe: You are one of the more obvious paths through which love enters our world, and I think that tends to be a healing thing.

    "Beldaran is a badass, txt it" ~Lissiel

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