I'M PERIDOT AND THIS IS MY BLOG!

dude steven doesnt know what hes talking abt

he’s never even TRIED motor oil

 

Oh dear. You should try chocolate, it´s tasty! And hot chocolate is nice because it´s tasty and warm inside!

 

WOW THANKS! I'LL HAVE TO GO ROOT THROUGH STEVEN'S KITCHEN TO FIND SOME!

 

I NEVER GOT AROUND TO FINISHING MY ESSAY...I SHOULD WORK ON THAT, THE INTERNET NEEDS TO KNOW WHY PAULETTE IS THE SCOURGE OF CAMP PINING HEARTS

 

hey peridot are you using shift or caps lock?

 

CAPS LOCK! SMILING INTERNET FACE

 

What's your onion on dogs?

Also have you looked up the human phenomenon of "art"?

 

DOGS ARE SUCH STRANGE CREATURES

AND STEVEN TOLD ME ABOUT ART! BUT THAT’S SUCH A RIDICULOUS WORD FOR IT. I’M A SERIOUS MORPER!

 

what is your onion on woter

have you tried Swimming

 

WATER IS MORE LAPIS’ THING

I SWAM IN THE OCEAN ONCE BUT I GOT STUNG BY SOMETHING CALLED A “JELLYFISH” AND THAT WAS VERY PAINFUL

 

that Sucks

does a big hand sometimes put you into the sink and wash you because you got applesauce on your self

do Gems have Big Friends

 

UH

THAT IS NOT A THING I HAVE EXPERIENCED?

AS FOR BIG FRIENDS DO THE DIAMONDS COUNT AS FRIENDS NOW?

 

absolutely not

 

I advise you not to let Steven hear you say that, Amethyst. You know how he is about rehabilitating people who used to want us shattered.
- Pearl

 

HERE'S MY LATEST AND GREATEST MEEPMORP!

 

Is that a real abduction photo????

 

IT’S JUST A MORP, YOU CLOD!!!!

 

Peridot, Connie is making quite a fuss about the calendar today. You wouldn’t happen to know why, would you?
- Pearl

 

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

 

She’s stuck in her house? I’ll go rescue her!