The Adventures of COVFEFE

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Technicality, May 31, 2017.

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Who should Trump call?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2017.
  1. Putin

    8 vote(s)
    40.0%
  2. (Add options in comments)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Steve Bannon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Mike Pence

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. FOX and Friends

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  6. The president of Twitter

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  7. The President of Mexico

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  8. Obama

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  9. The judge

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  11. Mar-a-lago

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  12. Satan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Well I had fun writing it so I'll say it's close enough.
     
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  2. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    >Covfef: Wake up.
     
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  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    acey
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    acey why
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    • Winner x 7
    • Like x 2
    • Witnessed x 1
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Because she thinks you're a winner. :::PPP
     
    • Winner x 4
    • Informative x 2
    • Agree x 1
  5. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    It's true, I only just discovered this and it made my goddamn day.
     
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  6. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    i'm so glad you did
    i'm heading to bed i was just working for nearly 12 hours
    but when i get some free time tomorrow i'll respond
     
    • Winner x 4
  7. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    vibrates excitedly
     
    • Agree x 3
  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Awake again. Adventures will resume after I finish acting today
     
  9. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Important question. What would Trump's classpect be? I'm pretty sure he'd be a Hero of Doom, but I can't figure out what class he should be.
     
  10. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I mean, Lord Dampnut. And the selfish destructive habits of Lords aren't a bad fit. It's just inaccurate to suggest that he's destroying Doom, so... hmm.
     
  11. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Waste class. Whether that's Waste of Space, Waste of Breath, Waste of Life...
     
    • Winner x 3
  12. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Well then he'll be a lord of something. Figuring it out now.
     
  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Well, if he's a Lord of Hope, then would that say that he destroys hope?
     
  14. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    And that he also brings about actions through hope (the hope of those who elected him)
     
  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I have a short bit of time here so I'm gonna write a bit.
    You wake up in the cell on Earth. It feels like a really long time has passed, even though it's only been a few hours. You decide there's only one person that you can call, and that's VLADMR POOTIN, the leader of Russia. He helped out with the election, he can probably help you out of this.
     
    • Winner x 7
  16. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I know I'm jumping in a bit late but maybe Bard instead of Lord? They're another destroyer class, but Calliope also specifically calls them unpredictable and often single handedly responsible for their spectacular downfall or improbable victory of their parties
     
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  17. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    His God Tier outfit has the world's tiniest codpiece.
     
    • Agree x 7
    • Like x 1
    • Winner x 1
  18. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    -realCovfefe started pestering vladPutin-
    RC: I need help.
    VP: I know.
    RC: Do you have a solution?
    VP: I do.
    VP: You're going to have to trust me.

    RC: I don't have much of a choice, do I now?
    VP: It's going to help you get out of prison, and help with your...other plans.
    RC: ...Go on.
    VP: I recently found a building in the outskirts of Moscow that had a frog atop it. Inside I found a set of disks. I'm going to send you a copy, and it's going to allow you to escape. And so much more.
    RC: Alright, send them over. I'll get it started.
    -realCovfefe ceased pestering vladPutin-


    (If anyone has suggestions for typing quirks, post them here!)
     
    • Winner x 2
  19. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Okay, Bard is actually perfect.
    (Should Trump attempt a solo session or do it with Putin, also?)
     
    • Winner x 2
  20. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    (I'll decide later. Post more prompts, I'll write them.)
     
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