shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    Are you...familiar with feline anatomy?
     
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  2. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... not really.
     
  3. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    It isn't out during cleaning, my tube-legged friend.
     
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  4. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Well. Thank God for that.
     
  5. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    Well, hmm. Perhaps this will illuminate. Certain factors make your word choice a tad amusing, you see.

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  6. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Yeah, that would explain why you guys don't seem to know what blowjobs are.
     
  7. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    [he puffs up like he's going to have a monumental conniption before abruptly deflating]

    fine! fine. you win.

    i'm not stooping any further down to your level, so there.
     
  8. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    Lissa gives Norm an odd look. "You seem to be kind of confused?" She shakes her head.

    "I think you're forgetting that felines do not ovulate unless we are in season and only when we come. It doesn't actually hurt. At least not so far as I know. None of the women I knew back home thought it did. I mean it might, if you weren't good and lubed and really into it? But it's not like our insides get ripped up. That would be pretty counterproductive. Actually the real problem with BJs is the dentition. Like, I can do it, but only if I'm allowed to just do it and not do anything else. Because you don't want to push me off balance."
     
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  9. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... spiked dicks and hooked tongues don't hurt? Really?
     
  10. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    If they hurt and the species interfaces more than once in their lifetime, how would reproduction ever happen at a sustainable rate?
     
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  11. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... I dunno. They're all masochists, maybe?
     
  12. Wiretap of Altihex

    Wiretap of Altihex Medic. No, really.

    ...not to be a horrible eavesdropper again, but, uh. Sometimes pain is the point of those features. People can be into some crazy slag.
     
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  13. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    I'm pretty sure that cats didn't choose their dicks and tongues.
     
  14. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    Do you really find it more likely that an entire species would evolve to find a danger response pleasurable than that a fleshy structure would not actually be all that sharp?
     
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  15. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... when you put it that way, no.
     
  16. Wiretap of Altihex

    Wiretap of Altihex Medic. No, really.

    I mean fair, I'm just sayin'. Not everyone would be freaked out by it, experimentation happens.
     
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  17. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... well, yeah, true.
     
  18. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    I put some spikes on your spike so you can spike your conjunx while you spike him? :P
     
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  19. Libre of Iacon

    Libre of Iacon My name is not Libby, NS

    No. -throws a stylus at him.-
     
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  20. Pollux

    Pollux 'Sup

    Some peeps are totally into the dick spikes. Others throw th' biggest fuckin' hissy fits 'bout it.
    -a slim cat-demon is lounging on a wall all of a sudden, idly smoking a cigarette-
     
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