Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    You could do some dangerous baby names with that
     
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  2. Acey

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  3. Acey

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    I’m??????
     
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  4. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    That's... A Lot
     
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  5. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    Fun birthday tho
     
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  6. Acey

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    7403BD3E-1614-47AD-A465-60D8C598EA2B.jpeg Spotted in the wild (OP is a friend of mine). That poor fucking kid…
     
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  7. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    Not bad or absurd- very much not making fun of this guy's name- I just want to appreciate that today's dasher is named Aladdin.
     
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  8. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    A bold choice.
     
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  9. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I can't believe it took me this long to realize this. Cross posted from Puns.

    My grandma was born on December 21st. Her name is Carol.
     
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  10. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    Beautiful. Perfection. Belle would have also been a good choice.

    Edit: sleigh bells? Ehhhh? Im very tired, it would likely have been funnier for you lot if I only posted the first bit
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    This is a tangent, but Carol is also my aunt’s name.

    She was named after a hurricane.
     
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  12. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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    someone had a kid on Halloween and made a choice
     
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  13. garden

    garden lucid dreamer

    [thinking emoji] maybe the kid’s bday is on halloween, but they only claimed to be named Lucifer for the halloween party lulz?
     
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  14. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    *insert joke about Halloween being the devil’s birthday*
     
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  15. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    K1
    That's it
    That's the name
    Ran across this student at my uni and I'm just... okay.
     
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  16. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    I named my daughter Asphodelia in my gothy-stardew save (married Sebastian of course) and I can't tell if it's kind of campy and cute or just cringe lmao
     
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  17. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    It's my oldest save file so I named her about 3-4 years ago
     
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  18. Acey

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  19. Acey

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  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Oh god, so I'm not sure how it's actually spelled, but this guy being mentioned in a true crime podcast I'm listening to has a name that's pronounced as "Cretin." Poor dude.
     
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