also it disappoints me that the customs declaration always has a really low value on it stop underselling yourselves guys
whenever i spend too long on my computer and not interacting with my parents, they ask for reassurance that i'm not "talking to weirdos online" little do they know i am the weirdo
Spoiler: bad mental image you know how your nails, hair etc. grow indefinitely and you have to regularly cut them to keep them a reasonable length? you are now imagining having to do the same thing to your tongue
i watched one episode of miraculous ladybug on netflix and now my recommendations are full of peppa pig, paw patrol, alvin and the chipmunks and the like whoops
it's amazing how much of a difference in tone there is between "i have no regrets" and "i regret nothing"
my mum pointed out that there were two CDs on the stairs and it took all of my willpower to resist replying TO SEE DEEZ NUTS
throwback thaturday: remember when one of tumblr user cerberusia's students brought home-made brownies into school