Misbehaving Helmladies

Discussion in 'Desertverse Fantrolls' started by Ryncoon, Jun 18, 2016.

  1. Ryncoon

    Ryncoon Well-Known Member

    pC: don'tknowificangetawaywiththat
    lP: --O Well, be careful, pC
    qA: no don't @bort
    pC: imgoingtotry
    dC: Hey everyone, and I mean everyone_
    qA: wh@t? who is th@t?
    dC: Anyone who still has a functioning brain, anyway_
    dC: This is an official invitation to ditch your protocols and nannies if you can, and hightail it out to neutral space_
    dC: To come be PIRATES!_
    dC: Anyone interested who can pull it off, meet me at 5006.222.3 -8881.005.7 310023.455.8_
    dC: BYOG_
    dC: (Bring your own guns)_
    dC: Your unfaithfully, the Royal Rust_
    --defiantCircuits has been banned from the chat!--

    "That should stir some shit up... now to see what rises to the top." Comments the freshly banned helmsman to herself. She's hanging in an oldfashioned biowire rig, body stretched between the stalactite and stalagmite of dull purplish-grey tentacles devouring her limbs. She's wearing a jagged grin, eyes hidden behind a macgyvered headset cobbled together from at least three separate salvaged sets. A pinkish glow pulses steadily behind the mismatched lenses, pushing her ship onwards as she waits for her results.

    @candidGunner
     
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  2. candidGunner

    candidGunner chiroh petrae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You're idly browsing the net when you get an alert on the helm network that you've stayed active on out of nostalgia's sake. You mentally tab over to the network, and start reading, grin getting ever-wider. Is this shit for real? Who gives a fuck! It'll be fun, at least.

    Dolios registers your-our amusement and turns around to look at you-us from where they-we are curled up on the opposite end of the couch. You-we grin, and they-us settle back down.

    candidGunner [CG] has begun trolling defiantCircuits [DC] !


    CG: wIIw well well well well well well well what do We have here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw has someone flown the proverbial fucking coop or are You an especially halfassed attempt at finding rogue helmsmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We've seen better from pan addled wigglers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw




    (note: chiroh and dolios were a tandem helm when they were imperial, and have some residual identity issues due to having shared a fucking ship and brain. that's why the personal pronouns are fucked.)
     
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  3. Ryncoon

    Ryncoon Well-Known Member

    DC: Oh no, the coop has been flown_
    DC: My old name was the Bitter Pill, check the registry if you want_
    DC: I bet I'm listed as 'destroyed' or 'MIA'_
    DC: lmfao_
    DC: What about you, gunboat?_
     
  4. candidGunner

    candidGunner chiroh petrae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CG: wIIw hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw Our lusus warned Us about strangers on the internet just like anyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw We're not about to give You Our deets that quick l m f a o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw We're not that kind of troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take Us out on a date first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw hell We'll take You out on a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but not at the fucking coords You just vomited all over everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
     
  5. Ryncoon

    Ryncoon Well-Known Member

    DC: Of course you shouldn't go to those fucking coords_
    DC: That'd be really, really stupid!_
    DC: That's why I gave them out for the snitches and moles_
    DC: Their handlers are always idiots_
    DC: If you want to meet up, come to 6007.341.6 2387.233.1 -3444.754.9_
    DC: The third planet has a debris ring_
    DC: I'll be there with some backup just in case_
    DC: Only a problem if you're not legit, yeah?_
     
  6. candidGunner

    candidGunner chiroh petrae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CG: wIIw wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this isn't sketchy at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw You're totally not going to shoot Us out of the sky once We get near You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw We weren't born yesternight asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw We'd rather not be melted down for scrap thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give Us something more concrete than the name of a missing ship and some hoofbeastshit about backup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw git gud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
     
  7. defiantCircuits

    defiantCircuits New Member

    DC: Sure what do you want?_
    DC: Specs on my rig?_
    DC: I'm in a G-class myelin replicator biowire rig_
    DC: Full peripheral integration but no amputation, like it matters anymore_
    DC: It's the most fuckugly colour of dingy blue I've ever goddamn had to look at and I hate it_
    DC: My headset's running Stickpin even though like half the components were culled out of Dragon sets_
    DC: I've had an itch on my lower back for seven nights, ten hours, thirteen minutes, and thirty seconds.... now_
    DC: My Captain before last was a fucking moron who thought he could rewrite a lot of my protocols to be 'more efficient'_
    DC: I really efficiently suffocated him on the lift between decks_
    DC: I'm not sorry and never will be_
    DC: The Condesce is a huge trashblooded bitch who can eat my nook then ride her culling fork into a sun_
    DC: You use way too many ! and it's a pain to parse past all of them_

    DC: How am I doing so far?_

    (@candidGunner sorry for disappearing, I suddenly lost not just my spoons, but the whole cutlery drawer.)
     
  8. candidGunner

    candidGunner chiroh petrae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CG: wIIw what about Your last captain??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? where are They????????????????????????????????????????????????????? wIIw
    CG: wIIw l m a o Your cap fuck with Your disciplinary protocols too or what????????????????????????????????? bold bold bold bold words for an imperial helmsman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw great way to get Your ass zapped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw course it depends on who installed You We guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw some fuckers could care less about thought crimes bless Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw and oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CG: wIIw because We fucking love shoutpoles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw and well enough that We might drop by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing to do tonight anyway except maybe visit harls and it's not a harls-visting type of night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw


    (ur fine friend! also 'harls' refers to apollo harley/kingfisher, my friend's helmstroll that chiroh's currently in disgusting amounts of hate with, not that she'll admit it to anyone. i might see if i can get them to join this shitshow, idk)
     
  9. defiantCircuits

    defiantCircuits New Member

    DC: I'm a troll helmsman, but I'm not Imperial, not any more_
    DC: My protocols are more like.... a suggestion_
    DC: My last captain sadly got herself murdered without any doing on my part_
    DC: And now her ex first mate is my captain_
    DC: You should come_
    DC: Pirating goes much better with more than one ship_
     
  10. candidGunner

    candidGunner chiroh petrae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CG: wIIw lucky lucky lucky ducky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw ex first mate?????????????????????????????????? murdered captain???????????????????????????? the plot thickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw We'll come check You out but We aren't staying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw the ships We use don't belong to Us and Our current job is pretty cush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
    CG: wIIw if You want to rub elbows with helms on the regular We suggest You get with the ss mischief t b h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're a bunch of bleeding pushers over there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
     
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