Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I honestly read it as Landon Feet at first and thought it was a terrible pun. Landon Freet isn't as bad, but...
     
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  2. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    Freet is just kind of an awkward surname overall.
     
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  3. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    My brother just informed me that one of his classmates was called Howard Howard.
     
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  4. Alexand

    Alexand Rhymes with &

    Shout out to Dick Pound for being in the news again

    Thank you for your service Dick Pound
     
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  5. Ranger Freeman.

    Also, less of a "bad" name and more of a "what 90s Image comic is this name from?", we have the surname Madlock.
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Chelcee.
     
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  7. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    why would you do chelsea dirty like that ;-;
     
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  8. Trevver.
     
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  9. sideways infinity

    sideways infinity just pretending to be a Pikachu

    One of my personal favorites was a girl who auditioned for Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model whose name was Spontaniouse.

    I have also known people named "Ocean" and "Rainy". Not Raina or something normal like that, but Rainy.
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    That's on par with the time I saw someone suggest De'Liberately as a name, jfc. That poor girl.

    I've heard Ocean a few times and it doesn't strike me as awful, but I should note that I grew up in a hippie town and as such my views towards word names are perhaps a bit skewed.
     
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  11. Alexand

    Alexand Rhymes with &

    On the subject of "names that look like someone misspelled a regular name"...there's one of those "congratulations on graduating" signs on a house across the street from me. And I can't stop looking at it. It says:

    CLASS OF 2020

    CONGRATULATIONS
    MAGEN

    ...A-are you sure??
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    I miss when the weirdest celebrity baby names were things like Apple...
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    -Baby's Named a Bad Bad Thing
     
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  14. garden

    garden lucid dreamer

    ...is that why X Æ A-12 is trending on twitter? /o\
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    This one's a fictional character, but I still winced; Stradivarius Tanglewood.
     
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  16. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    im stealing that for my next dnd character
    he's a bard and druid multiclass
    edit: actually hes the rebellious bard child of snooty druid elves
     
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  17. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Unfortunate surname: Bundick.
     
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  18. Artemis

    Artemis i, an asexual moron

    i need a 'giggle' reaction
     
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  19. Related, the surname "Bonar."
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    the surname "Maybee"
     
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