Out of context quotes thread

BaseDeltaZero · Oct 19, 2021 at 2:42 PM

attempting and failing to neg the pope may be the biggest loser energy I have ever seen
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 19, 2021 at 3:20 PM

Gonna build an orbital coal-fired power plant. Not for any practical purpose, in fact it will be impossible to utilize and will break almost immediately, but purely for the love of the game. (The game is burning hydrocarbons.)
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budgie · Oct 19, 2021 at 3:37 PM

Oh, is that British ranch?
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Wormwitch · Oct 20, 2021 at 12:58 AM

Wake up father, I'm fully erect!

LadyNighteyes · Oct 20, 2021 at 10:16 AM

it’s just really funny to me that these are supposed to be scary but probably can’t stand up to a water balloon full of pickle juice
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budgie · Oct 20, 2021 at 10:41 AM

"It has been defiled... geometrically."

budgie · Oct 20, 2021 at 11:06 AM

"One in fifteen necromancers suffers from bloody sword-hand syndrome and for fifteen cents a month you can support necromancers like these."

LadyNighteyes · Oct 20, 2021 at 3:30 PM

It's about time for the ghosts to unionize.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 20, 2021

LadyNighteyes said: ↑

it’s just really funny to me that these are supposed to be scary but probably can’t stand up to a water balloon full of pickle juice
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Knowing the context, that guy's gonna get himself killed. Probably other people too.

TheOwlet · Oct 20, 2021 at 6:00 PM

...what is the context, now i worry.

TheSeer · Oct 20, 2021 at 9:33 PM

kafkapunk would be something like defiantly embracing the option of turning into a hideous giant bug in lieu of participating in late stage capitalism. which, frankly, is a big mood.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 21, 2021 at 7:50 AM

TheOwlet said: ↑

...what is the context, now i worry.
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Armed drones.

BaseDeltaZero · Oct 21, 2021 at 10:33 AM

I mean, this seems like an absurd pipe dream. Rich people can't be alone in a room together for too long without creating the genre of locked room murder mysteries, and we're supposed to think they could build nation-free super cities?
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ChelG · Oct 21, 2021 at 4:55 PM

(transporters mean never having to say you're sorry, at least about kidnapping)
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ChelG · Oct 21, 2021 at 5:58 PM

are they asking you to invest in door-to-door cat delivery?
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ChelG · Oct 21, 2021 at 6:19 PM

Dramatis Personae:
THE BOOK, represented by a person clad in a dollar-store Indian costume
THE PLOT, represented by a half-baked cake the size of a wading pool
GRAMMAR, represented by a man in a suit
DIALOGUE, represented by a giant ball of twine
MALAPROPISMS, represented by a woman wearing a bright pink spandex leotard covered in sequins and gold puffy paint

Scene:
A darkened stage, with a badly-painted backdrop of mountains and scrub. To the right of the stage is a big tub full of THE PLOT; off to the side is DIALOGUE, an end dangling seductively loose.

THE BOOK leaps out onto the darkened stage, spotlight trained solidly on it. It lets out a loud cry of anguish as it lands badly and breaks its ankle. This, however, does not prevent it from hobbling back on its feet; soon, it is twirling madly, if erratically. Its thrashings inevitably bring it up against GRAMMAR, whom THE BOOK proceeds to grope and molest in the most unseemly manner. MALAPROPISM sees this, and not one to be left out, comes up behind GRAMMAR, bashes him on the head, does the Hustle on his unconscious body and ties him up using some of the twine of DIALOGUE. She then grabs THE BOOK and makes out thoroughly with him. The two of them, lips still firmly locked, proceed to dance again, slowly at first, then going faster and faster, entangling themselves in DIALOGUE in the process, until they trip and fall over the body of GRAMMAR and straight into THE PLOT, where THE BOOK and MALAPROPISMS proceed to swim about, occasionally spuming like whales.
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Hawkeguy · Oct 21, 2021 at 9:33 PM

a friend said:

... it's marketed as "The World's Greatest Science Cruci-Fiction Magazine"
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ChelG · Oct 22, 2021 at 3:31 AM

and he does get your lips still have to move for people to buy lip syncing, right?
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ChelG · Oct 22, 2021 at 4:00 AM

"We don't need to justify genocide" is one of those sentences that is acceptable in this specific context and in no other
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ChelG · Oct 22, 2021 at 11:57 AM

A Complete List of Wholesome Media:
1. The Slow Regard of Silent Things. Mostly because there is only one character, no plot, no dialogue, and her closest relationship is with a piece of fungus.
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budgie not actually a bird

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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