Let us tell you about Homestuck

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    beefkat is forever canon in my heart
     
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  2. turtleDove

    turtleDove Well-Known Member

    I kind of want to say "strawberries" for Jade and Jane? But I don't really have any basis for that, beyond it being one of the more common food allergies once you wander out of the Most Common ones.

    I'd suspect lactose intolerance, for the Derse kids.

    For my own headcanons: once they get to the new universe, Rose and Dirk work on a therapist-bot because ye gods everyone needs some therapy and they sure as heck can't therapize themselves.
     
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  3. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    This could not possibly go wrong in any way...
     
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  4. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    • dave is Really Into vulture culture and on earth c he keeps gloves and bags in his sylladex to collect any Specimens he finds while out and about. he keeps a colony of dermestid beetles for Bone Cleanin’ and preserved a fair number of his wet specimen collection himself.
    • jade has a dog tail. i know she’s never seen with one but in my heart she has one. she deserves it.
    • karkat is a good cook. belligerently shoving food at people like “IF I HAVE TO WATCH YOU EAT COLD BEANS OUT OF A CAN ONE MORE TIME I WILL VOMIT OUT OF PURE INCANDESCENT RAGE AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY OWN BILE.” but he actually meticulously keeps track of who likes what and who’s allergic to what and so on because he likes to take care of people.
     
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  5. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    jane, forever bitter she can't make strawberry shortcake.
    also nobody can convince me that the derse kids lactose intolerance would also not result in them saying "Yeet" and drinking a milkshake at Least once despite knowing it'll fucking almost murder them to varying degrees. (Dirk doubly so, esp if his is even more severe). goes up there with the eating a butterfingers and stabbing yourself with an epipen right afterwards.
     
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  6. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    he claims he has names for every single beetle and even if he doesn't he'll bullshit hundreds of them on the spot without batting an eye
     
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  7. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    kanaya had an entire box of absolutely fucking awful sewing projects from when she was younger in her hive but she couldn't bear to get rid of them and also would rather die than let anyone ever see them so Into The Box With You
     
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  8. YggiDee

    YggiDee Well-Known Member

    Dirk, living entirely off 400 year old MREs, orange soda, all the gulls he can hunt, and whatever he can glean from the ocean, loses his fucking mind the first time he eats fresh produce. And probably every time after.
     
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  9. context-free anon

    context-free anon Well-Known Member

    bro always wears a white morphsuit. nobody, not even dave, knows what he looks like underneath.
     
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  10. turtleDove

    turtleDove Well-Known Member

    She promises herself that she'll take them to pieces and remake them, but that'd require taking them out of the box where someone might see them.
     
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  11. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    Equius isn’t a mutant because he’s super strong, he’s a mutant because he can digest milk
     
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  12. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    Please can someone help? I need a funny troll misattribution for Ariel's song from The Tempest and I can't think of anything.
     
  13. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Troll Cardi B
     
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  14. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

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  15. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    i’ve heard rumors that there are rumors that something might happen tomorrow. anyone know anything?
     
  16. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    something is almost guaranteed to happen, yes.

    the official homestuck twitter posted this morning the “dawn of the final day” meme (with the smash logo faintly in the bg??), and multiple members of the dev team have been both obviously excited and/or hyping.

    vfromhomestuck’s been doing a daily countdown for nearly a month now (although they ended it a day early to make a bts joke), and they, aysha farah, and james roach have all made statements implying the epilogue is coming soon (both james and aysha casually saying that they’ve seen it, etc). v also suggested we should all have been rereading hs.

    hussie normally doesn’t hype this much unless it’s a joke, so i’m a little wary! but when asked if they were fucking with us, v said “it seems you believe i am a total moron” so. something is almost definitely coming tomorrow, and it’s been heavily implied to be the epilogue.
     
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  17. Anyone who knows (vfromhomestuck, James roach, etc) isn’t telling. We just gotta wait.

    Edit- beat me to it, said it better. I for one am not betting on the epilogue.
     
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  18. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

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  19. Happy 413!
     
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  20. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    happy 413! VIZ announced the epilogue early on accident, vfromhomestuck says there was a timezone error and there’s a couple of hours left
     
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