Jove
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Perpetually Exhausted Pidgeon

Jove

[ destination defenestration ], Female, from Oregon

It's that time, folks. Communion with the stars before things start exploding. Happy 4th and look out below for horoscopes. Jul 4, 2019

Jove was last seen:
Jul 7, 2019
    1. Jove
      Jove
      ...And the living shall know what the dead truly fear; the dark void that will swallow us all— oh. Sorry, what drink did you want with that?
    2. Jove
      Jove
      Amazon / Books / Self-Help / Happiness / Followers Are Spiders Clinging To You: Sometimes You Must Walk Into The River To Save Yourself
      1. Acey
        Acey
        jove ur statuses are the best statuses
        May 14, 2018
        goldenflowertea and Jove like this.
      2. Jove
        Jove
        Thank you very much!
        May 14, 2018
        Acey likes this.
    3. Jove
      Jove
      Sure, the recent resurgence of popular voids from the 90’s has its critics, but it’s hard to deny that the bare mid-rift is a powerful look.
      1. tickingnectarine
        tickingnectarine
        Popular voids?
        May 13, 2018
      2. Jove
        Jove
        The best and most soul-sucking that ever walked out of Vogue.
        May 13, 2018
        Everett likes this.
    4. Jove
      Jove
      Increasingly desperate Google search for “how many shadows should I have?”
    5. Jove
      Jove
      Howls from your sponsor: “A Guide to Dark Places” status updates will continue in a different location. Prepare. You know what you did.
      1. Codeless and valenstyne like this.
      2. Jove
        Jove
        Also: Regular weirdness will resume. I spam status updates. Because I think I’m creative or something.
        May 12, 2018
        valenstyne likes this.
    6. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol. II, Issue XII: The Smiling Dark; Your Friend, the Spider; "Was That Window Open Before?"
      1. ChelG and valenstyne like this.
    7. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol. II, Issue IX: A Life in a Smoke Tunnel; A Confederacy of Worms; Choking Dust Cloud Fashion Guide
      1. valenstyne likes this.
    8. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol. II, Issue VIII: Good Manners in the Gloaming; Dreadful Lurking Horrors; Health and Beauty Tips
    9. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol II, Issue IV: Blights and Barrows; The Crawl; A Glossary of Candlespeak
      1. blue likes this.
    10. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol II, Issue II: Traveling Markets; The Gathering Storm; A Distant Screaming
      1. cyborgism likes this.
    11. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol II, Issue I: Our Mission Statement; The Anatomy of a Swarm; Crawling Hands Explained
      1. cyborgism likes this.
    12. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol I, Issue XX: Our Year in Review; The Tower Sightings; Letters to the Editor
      1. cyborgism likes this.
    13. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol I, Issue XVI: Black Bells: More Rot & Rust; Profile: The Man Who Wants to Find You
      1. cyborgism likes this.
    14. Jove
      Jove
      The trees are not lost, but waiting. Sleep well; they come ever faster.
      1. ChelG likes this.
    15. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol I, Issue XII: Unexplained Images; Descriptions of Various Doors, Pt 5; The Screaming Begins
      1. cyborgism, Lerxst and Artemis like this.
    16. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol I, Issue IX: It Follows; Descriptions of Various Doors, Pt 2; What to Whisper
      1. Wiwaxia and cyborgism like this.
    17. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide to Dark Places, Vol I, Issue I: Back to Where It All Began; What to Expect; Why You Can't Leave
      1. Morgan Jae and cyborgism like this.
    18. Jove
      Jove
      A Guide To Dark Places, Vol III, Issue X: Simple Sounds & Warnings; We've Made So Many Mistakes, Such Critical Mistakes; Is Somebody There?
      1. Kaylotta and valenstyne like this.
    19. Jove
      Jove
      And, now, a slow, guttural screech from our sponsors...
      1. Kaylotta, cyborgism and Technicality like this.
    20. Jove
      Jove
      Want to feel old? We increased the rate at which time progresses. You should be feeling your joints weakening now.
      1. winterykite likes this.
      2. winterykite
        winterykite
        liked, for the express purpose of unliking this status.
        (thank you, you made me laugh)
        Aug 1, 2016
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  • About

    Gender (optional):
    Female
    Birthday:
    November 7
    Home Page:
    http://engagethrusters.tumblr.com
    Location:
    Oregon
    Occupation:
    Perpetually Exhausted Pidgeon
    Gender Identity:
    female
    I'm Jove. Scorpio. Lover of all things tea, coffee and squid. Soft on the outside, heavy metal on the inside. Deeply in love. 90% puns, 10% everyone's mom. And could you please help me find my keys? I swear I had them just two seconds ago.

    ALERT! All of my status updates are satirical fiction, and in no way literal— if something still offends you, PM me or comment directly.

    Feel free to PM me or hit me up on Discord at jove#9767 for absolutely any reason, at any time. (Just let me know you’re from Kintsugi in Discord!)

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