毎日一つ豆知識ラララ~

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Beldaran, Dec 15, 2018.

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hey, did you know?

  1. A hippo's sweat is pink.

    36.4%
  2. Male fish break out in pimples when they fall in love.

    13.6%
  3. When you kiss, 200 million germs are spread between the two mouths in a second.

    36.4%
  4. Squids have three hearts.

    40.9%
  5. A canary that can't sing will never find a mate.

    22.7%
  6. Chameleons turn white when they are shocked.

    22.7%
  7. Mandarin duck couples stop liking one another once their nest is built.

    9.1%
  8. A koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.

    4.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    Welcome to this... blog?

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    Let's get right into it.

    I had to set a deadline for Wednesday for Christmas wishlist making for my husband and wife because all of our parents keep hassling ME SPECIFICALLY about what we all want.

    #poly problems
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2018
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  2. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    I'm sorry Sam, you just are The One Who Has It Together
    You poor fucker
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    I voted for all of the results in the poll. It's impossible to just pick one Mameshiba Fact.
     
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  4. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen


    This is my favorite one, though it doesn't seem available with English subs anymore.
     
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2018
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  5. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    You know what every fandom needs? A really good fey au.

    And Ask No Leave of Thee

    pump your veins with gushing gold

    I crave more.

    If you know of any, hit me with your best fey homestuck, captive prince, Steven Universe, Harry Potter, avengers, undertale, and other such fandom au fic.
     
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2018
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  6. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    [clears throat]
    [leans in really close to microphone]
    dave strider smely
     
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  7. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    D:<
     
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  8. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    This gets stuck in my head when it rains.

     
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  9. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    I'm done with work for the day basically but I have to be here until 9:30 just in case. Argh.

    I have a terrible cold but at least my outfit is cute.

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  10. Alaspooralice

    Alaspooralice An actual trash fire

    Oh that cat sweater RULES
     
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  11. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    I got it on the Torrid website!
     
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  12. rje

    rje here comes the sun

    I have no fic but I have art for a fic I never wrote..? :D?
     
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  13. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    *grabby hands*
     
  14. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    I must share with you MY BOY:
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    Perfect IV's, legacy OP fast move, and now TWO charge moves. A good boy.
     
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  15. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    Poké-go is forcing me to make three (3) friend. :argh:

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    Any takers?
     
  16. rje

    rje here comes the sun

    I don't play Go but my fiance' does and he's always looking for more friends, I could give it to him if you'd like~
     
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  17. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    So, for context, my wife spent her whole therapy session last week talking about how she's disturbingly similar to her cat MojoJojo.

    She and I were talking about how this one YMCA class is taught by this Fucking Unit, Emily. And my wife was like, "SHE'S TOO INTIMIDATING, I COULD NEVER BE AN ABSOLUTE UNIT LIKE HER."

    So I said, no I don't want you to be an absolute unit anyway, and she was like, "I could be an absolute unit! You can't tell me what to do. Wait, no, Mojo could never be an absolute unit so I can't either."

    Me: "Yeah, you can stay delicate and graceful, like Mojo."

    Her: "Mojo's not delicate or graceful! She's too skinny AND she's a trouble maker."

    Me:
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2018
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  18. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    The other day I was having to tell my new director (a black man) about a problem client, and I ended up saying:

    "Between you and me; straight white men, I just can't."

    And he doubled over wheezing and laughing. I thought I'd killed the man. He's a great boss. Also he swears like a motherfucker and constantly apologizes afterward, it's adorable.
     
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2018
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  19. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    *sits in her blanket nest, plotting terrible tragic backstory for an innocent OC*

    hhehheh.jpg
     
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  20. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    That's a real time picture of your's truly, by the way. I'm so goddamn dehydrated both inside and outside. All the lotion and glasses of water in the world cannot save me now.
     
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