All Aboard the Floating Dumpster: Trash Ships Ahoy

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by jacktrash, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox


    actual footage of kylux crossing the delaware

    tell me of your trash ships! yea even unto tavris, they shall be welcomed into our stinky embrace!
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  2. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Pornea is basically the bestest thing to ever grace this sad miserable earth. Contested only by Dolofang and Dolomaid.

    If Porrim isn't suffering something's wrong.

    Vriskan is also good.

    Kanaya needs to suffer.
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  3. jacktrash

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    you have a thing for jade tears, don't you :D
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  4. paintcat

    paintcat Let the voice of love take you higher

    I like my Kylux PWP with extra villainy on top.

    Lately though my biggest trash ship is the six brothers from Osomatsu-San. All of them at once, or any combination thereof. They're gross and emotionally warped and kind of mean to each other but they understand each other like nobody else does and also the show had so much innuendo.
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  5. jacktrash

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    how do you write smutfic for sextuplets??? i mean the name is suggestive but that is a lot of body parts to keep track of
  6. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Jade tears are the greatest thing. Also it's not really trash per se, but I do like framing Gelphie in a way that takes into account the worst traits of the two women. I like the musical a lot, but I honestly very much prefer the stark misery and scandal of the novel. I'd like a Gelphie like that. Something problematic that ends in misery. Though what Gelphie there was in the book was problematic, I guess. The whole book was.
  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    what's gelphie? i do not know the ship.
  8. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Glinda/Elphaba from Wicked. The book is the sort of misery and politics trainwreck filled with drugs and weird sex shit that I love and adore. Book Gelphie was a thing, but it was never a thing either woman acted upon really. UNFORTUNATELY. Imagine all the bad decisions they could have made together.

  9. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+


    glinda is wicked's version of the main good witch from the oz books, and elphaba is wicked's version of the main evil witch from the oz books
  10. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    If you cannot imagine these bad decisions probably would have involved breaking the laws of a dictatorship, drunken sex, and philosophizing with everything ending in murder or something even worse than murder. Alas what I get is them sleeping in the same bed a few times and totally being into one another but not acting upon it.

    At least I get my murder train with Fiyero.
  11. jacktrash

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    ahhh gotcha. sounds like the best kind of trainwreck. :D

    do y'all suppose harry/draco counts as a trash ship if draco remains the terrible person he was in the books? and also frankly harry is also terrible in a lot of these fics i've been reading, which is great.
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  12. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

  13. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    (these will all be transformers, because hahaha perseveration, there is no escape) I just got a really unpleasant ask about how it's so good that I wrote Jazz/Prowl, because it's literally the only good ship for Prowl, and I ragefully unpacked it in the transformers thread, but like... Prowl is awful and I love him and I have so so so many ships for him, which I love because they're all fucked up. I ship him with... Chromedome, Rewind, Optimus Prime, Tarantulas, Kup, the Constructicons, Arcee, and Spike, at a bare minimum (all of which are their own flavor of not-good), plus there are probably more I could get behind.

    I ship Overlord with Fortress Maximus, Megatron, and Trepan, which are all awful, because Overlord is awful. Trepan and Chromedome is one of my favorite ships, with massive amounts of literal mind-rewriting emotional manipulation. Megatron/Starscream is a major guilty pleasure, especially if you leave the ridiculous power imbalance and abuse dynamics intact. I love Megatron/Optimus Prime too, since it's like they keep trying to fit together, and it's like trying to force two puzzle pieces that don't fit, and they're hurting themselves worse and worse with every attempt. Also Getaway/Tailgate. Oh, also Springer/Impactor, even though one of them shot the other one through the gut while he was pleading with him not to, and then one of them testified (over something else) to condemn the other to years in a miserable, awful prison. Such a delicious mess. I'm positive I'm forgetting more problematic ships that I love, but that's plenty for now.

    And I don't know if this counts strictly here, but okay, so. Grimlock. He's been some sort of tortured/traumatized/brain damaged, in a major way. He went from being an intelligent and dangerous military leader to being... well, pretty much even worse off than eighties cartoon Grimlock. He has a vocabulary that mostly consists of 'me Grimlock' and he's lost bowel control, in a robot-y way. After years of trying to help him get better, he can kind of mostly write the letter 'G.' He got taken in by this crew of wayward Decepticons, with their reasoning being like 'well if we run into Decepticons, look, we captured this dangerous Autobot! and if we run into Autobots, look, we saved your friend!' And also at one point they try to literally sell him. Buuuuuut I kind of really ship it a lot (either Grimlock/Misfire, or just Grimlock/everyone) and I'm positive that if I say anything about it on tumblr dot com, someone is going to jump down my throat in a major way.
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  14. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Kylux is p great but I'm the type of trash that can't get over Kylo interrogating Poe in the beginning. More torture porn ship plz.

    Also like, how about anakin/kylo >w>
    -returns to the dumpster from whence I came-
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  15. jacktrash

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    that is one of the reasons i made a trash ship thread here on the kintsugi dot net, because kids getting high sniffing social justice from a paper bag should not be permitted to ruin your shipping fun. i gather transformers is full of truly wonderful trash ships, and i applaud your multi-shipping stamina!
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  16. jacktrash

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    oh my god, that is the most fraught incest ship since post-dave's-self-awareness dave/bro. *standing ovation*
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  17. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    you get out of that dumpster and you tell me more about the incestuous grandfather on grandson action dammit

    Also my preferred trashy incest ships in Homestuck are Dave/Rose and Bro/Dirk. Bro/Rose is also good. Just Bro fucking up and fucking all his family, honestly. Go Bro. ABUSE THE WORLD. AR/Dirk. Yes.

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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    AR/dirk or hal/dirk (same thing or not? you decide!) is the most power-imbalanced ship in the history of ever, omg. it's got the "i created you and you depend on me for your existence" badness of parent/child incest along with the various problems that come along with hal being not human, being disembodied or in a robot body (which dirk ALSO built), and having been imprinted from a 13-year-old's mind. but then you have the thing where hal could very easily turn the tables and have absurd amounts of power over dirk, and -- ahhhhhh it just makes my little garbage heart sing!
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  19. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    btw there's another thread in fan town with a similar/the same topic as this one: link

    i'm not really suggesting anything, though, just reminding you guys that it's there 'cause it would've bugged my sperg brain if i didn't
  20. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I wish I could find this one AR/Dirk fic I read that I liked. Involved masturbation, shaming, pissing one's pants, and fantasizing about Jake and generally being creepy and weird about him.

    and oh right i made a thread for this before

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