And by 'ask' I mean 'let me talk at you about paint and the adventures and misadventures of retail work at a blue-gabled home improvement store that we'll call Wole's for fun and protection' Since 4/20 (HEYO) I've been working at the paint department at Wole's. Obviously I can't talk about specific products at any other store (House Depot, Benjamin Less, etc) but I can tell you all about paint, stains, primers, sandpaper, spray paint, brushes, rollers, e t c e t e r a in general! Have a question? Feel free to ask! I like to talk about my lowkey perseveration on my job. I also like feeling helpful, so it's like a double win. And you get information, so it's a TRIPLE win!!! You can't find a deal like this anywhere else folks. I'm reserving the next post so I can talk about What You Need To Know To Order Paint because apparently only like 1 in 10 people knows and maybe it will help you next time you want to paint a room in your lovely condo or the outside of your quaint forest cottage, and maybe it will also help me to put it in write-words to be able to explain better in speech-words when customers are lost and confused.