So I found this: https://wordpress.org/plugins/buoy/ My response, upon seeing it, was "that'd be extremely useful for those emergency 'parents kicked me out, what do' situations we try and help with". We need better tools for that kind of response than a forum-and-Skype-chat. EDIT: For some actual information on how it works, the github wiki page is probably more helpful. Unfortunately, that is a Wordpress plugin, and this is obviously not a Wordpress site. (I mean, it's easy enough to install a Wordpress site, but that's a lot of attack surface for something we might not even use.) Anyway, what do you think?