Cedar's Complaint Thread

Discussion in 'Brainbent' started by chaoticArbiter, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    and now, because today has not been awful enough, it is time for 'let's doubt my diagnoses and question whether I actually have any of them'! yayyyyyyyyy
     
  2. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I emailed my psychiatrist and said some things and now she things that instead of having stpd+szpd+psychosis, I have full-blown schizophrenia
    so that's
    fun
    I just needed a place to put this
     
  3. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I am awake
    do you want to know why I am awake at this ungodly hour
    because of my parents
    my parents, who bought a brand new clock!
    do you want do know what this clock does?
    it makes an ungodly awful clanging noise
    it is the loudest thing I have ever heard
    it is painful
    I am upset
    my parents think this is funny
     
  4. Lib

    Lib Well-Known Member

    I am appearing to give commiseration on the clock thing because clocks can be really really awful D: all my clocks are digital because even watches ticking occasionally make me want to destroy them
     
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  5. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    this clock is the worst clock and I despise it utterly and completely
     
  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Urge to fight the clock on your behalf rising
     
  7. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    thank
    but if this keeps up I may have to fight the clock myself
    ....and then fight my parents for bringing the damn thing into the house
     
  8. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    Try telling them the clock is keeping you up BEFORE freaking out at them about it.
     
  9. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I explained this to them, and also that the noise it makes when it goes off creates problems for me
    they were amused by both of these things
    so now I'm just mad at them
     
  10. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    I have known clocks to fall off walls and break.

    I did not say this. I was not here.
     
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    irresponsible idea i should not say out loud: sneak up on the clock with a small screwdriver. remove pieces until it stops making the noise. put the cover back on. hide the screwdriver and most of the removed pieces in your mom's bathrobe pocket. say nothing.
     
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  12. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    .....I love this idea
     
  13. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    so in any event, the clock has mysteriously begun to malfunction
    which has nothing to do with me
    of course not
    how dare you suggest such a thing
    it's just mysteriously stopped working, in no way related to me
     
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  14. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    have your parents realized that they have been clockblocked yet?

    the best kind of jape, after all, is the kind where the victim does not know they have been japed until it is FAR TOO LATE!
     
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  15. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    nah, 'cause I woke up all by myself at six am today. the alarm is supposed to go off at eight, so they just assumed I turned it off when I woke up.
     
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  16. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    good times in my racist workplace today
     
  17. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    racist and homophobic! boy oh boy
     
  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    *continues to want to fight most of your surroundings with a rubber chicken*
     
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  19. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I will help.
    rubber chickens are the best weapon.
     
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  20. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    nah, screaming rubber ducks is where it's at
     
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