and now, because today has not been awful enough, it is time for 'let's doubt my diagnoses and question whether I actually have any of them'! yayyyyyyyyy
I emailed my psychiatrist and said some things and now she things that instead of having stpd+szpd+psychosis, I have full-blown schizophrenia so that's fun I just needed a place to put this
I am awake do you want to know why I am awake at this ungodly hour because of my parents my parents, who bought a brand new clock! do you want do know what this clock does? it makes an ungodly awful clanging noise it is the loudest thing I have ever heard it is painful I am upset my parents think this is funny
I am appearing to give commiseration on the clock thing because clocks can be really really awful D: all my clocks are digital because even watches ticking occasionally make me want to destroy them
thank but if this keeps up I may have to fight the clock myself ....and then fight my parents for bringing the damn thing into the house
I explained this to them, and also that the noise it makes when it goes off creates problems for me they were amused by both of these things so now I'm just mad at them
irresponsible idea i should not say out loud: sneak up on the clock with a small screwdriver. remove pieces until it stops making the noise. put the cover back on. hide the screwdriver and most of the removed pieces in your mom's bathrobe pocket. say nothing.
so in any event, the clock has mysteriously begun to malfunction which has nothing to do with me of course not how dare you suggest such a thing it's just mysteriously stopped working, in no way related to me
have your parents realized that they have been clockblocked yet? the best kind of jape, after all, is the kind where the victim does not know they have been japed until it is FAR TOO LATE!
nah, 'cause I woke up all by myself at six am today. the alarm is supposed to go off at eight, so they just assumed I turned it off when I woke up.