clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Acey, Dec 15, 2018.


do you enjoy the theme to malcolm in the middle

  1. yes

  2. no

  3. maybe

  4. i don’t know

  5. can you repeat the question?

Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    bijou baguette.jpg
    haha first

    this is my thread! itt i post:
    • steven universe
    • tmbg
    • memes
    • gay shit
    • probably other shit
      • literally any dumb thought that pops into my head actually
    and here are the thread rules!
    • please feel free to interact with this thread! replies and ratings are v much encouraged, i wanna hang out with you cool peeps in here B) (also i am an attention whore so...that too)
    • spoiler your pearlrose (i have a friend here who's triggered by it) and any potentially-triggering content! i don't foresee this thread getting especially heavy tho
    • nsfw content is allowed, but also must be spoilered! i have some friends who are minors and i don't want ANY of us getting in trouble u feel me
    • no drama pls! this is a Fun Thread For Fun Things and i wanna keep it that way!
    • be excellent to each other!
    finally, the title of this thread will probably change a fair bit. i'll keep "(acey's bejeweled baguette)" in the title though, so you'll always be able to find me! :D

    previous thread titles:
    • john hlans. burg bi sexu
    • nude clown prude clown everyone here is a clown
    • Gay Rat Wedding Party
    • Last One Out Of Bitch City
    • steven universe other friends 10 hours
    • john spinel of they might be gems
    • requiem for a gourd
    • livin' the season 5 pearl life
    • femtrash february
    • pearl stan trash hell
    • muffled tmbg playing in the distance
    • the papa john of steven universe fanfiction
    • pearlmethyst weirdo safe haven
    • real trash sapphic hell hours
    • goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin
    • bird milf hell thread
    • TMBG - BOOK (2021) discussion thread
    i'll make a dedicated op when i have spoons but tl;dr: expect general fandom garbage and terrible terrible shitposting here. also Fun Thread Memes

    also please reply!! have fun in here!! <3
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  2. Acey

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  3. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    But what if. It's Extra moon because it's on the gay.
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  4. What’s a bijou baguette
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  5. Acey

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    I misread “blogette” as “baguette” and thought it was funny.
  6. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    It is a bijou breadstick on a large scale.
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  7. Acey

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    i actually just had part of a baguette the other day, ‘twas good
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  8. Acey

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    CONCEPT: connie reading soldier purrbeasts with wanshi
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  9. More seriously. What’s a bijou blogette?
  10. Acey

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    What this subforum is for? There was a whole discussion in TSM.
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  11. Acey

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    need help figuring out what kind of bird pearl is

    must be:
    • extremely smart
    • deadly as shit and willing to commit murder
    • preferably capable of wielding a spear
    • bonus points for fussing over young
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  12. Acey

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    i’ll quote the su character writeups over here ASAP since i’m still not done with them, don’t wanna have ‘em moved bc i don’t want the op of this thread changing or otherwise getting fukt

    That Would Bug Me
  13. Acey

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    the temptation to add this to the op of this thread is so real
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  14. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

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  15. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Parrot. Cockatoo specifically. Extremely monogamous pairbond breeders, renown for young ones staying with their parents for unusually long time, all cockatoos are salt shakers of unadulterated destructive rage at the universe, showy crests, about as intelligent and able to use tools as toddlers like most parrots of that sizeclass.
    Also made of love and hugs if well treated.
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  16. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    'deadly as shit and willing to commit murder'

    this is the most accurate description of a cockatoo from what i have gathered living with one. they are...agents of chaos. CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND LOUD SHRIEKS AT THE HATE ORB AS IT RISES.

    other important thing with cockatoos and pearl and i guess parrots like that in general is...the things can become UNSPEAKABLY neurotic. like need medications and whatever constitutes bird therapy levels of neurotic. which honestly fits with pearl.
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2018
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  17. Acey

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    that honestly is not what i would’ve EXPECTED but holy shit that fits really well
  18. Acey

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    someday i’ll make a spreadsheet ranking all of tmbg’s albums AND ranking all the songs by album, just u wait
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  19. Acey

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    also: put pearl on whatever the gem equivalent of antidepressants is 2kforever
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  20. Acey

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    shitpost doodle, i was not sober when i drew this
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