clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

the cost of my own sanity

or what little sanity i had to begin with, i didn’t have a lot anyway

 

not to be too negative but yesterday was a really underwhelming movie and the premise was wasted as a romcom premise, it would've worked wayyy better in basically any other genre

which was a shame bc i thiught it looked intriguing

oh well

am v high rn and i have a bglass o coconut rum so all is well pmuch

i miss my gf get more mibytes soon darling <3

 

we are all just litle creachers

 

just creachin the best we can

 

we Canot change this

 

jimmel kimmel

 

pokemon go wouldn’t let me name my kabutops booty bc that’s “inappropriate”

 

Have you seen this twitter account thats just game screenshots of characters saying "thank"

 

had not but i love it

edit: apparently i was actually already following it but had completely forgotten somehow??? wild

 

my friend shawn posted a video of his toddler daughter practicing saying “i love you” from over the baby monitor and it cleared my skin and watered my crops, what a good thing

 

dogs playing with tennis balls...Good, wholesome,

 

gudetama is relatable

i, too, am a lazy egg

 

we stan garnet in this house tbh

(literally in this house, she's my mom's fave gem)

 

i got to watch a dog play with his beloved ball for like a solid half hour at the park and it was the best entertainment

 

how is it that so many people give me nicknames

like here's a list

• acey started as one and still is basically
• ace
• aces (thanks @Inkblot <3)
• ace of spades
• ace of base (bass??)
• rainbow
• not actually nicknames but multiple people have accidentally called me the following:
  • aradia
  • damara
  • amethyst
• i also had a buncha childhood nicknames for my given name
  • mostly jo
  • my grandma used to call me jody

 

*pointing* it's u

 

IT ME

 

so excited for xmas bc my mom is getting my dad a switch lite and i'm getting him whichever pokemon version i end up not picking ;u; he's gonna be SO thrilled

 

rose was the horniest gem