clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Yeah, I thought at first Acey was talking about, like, a few hours shutdown for repairs, not this bullshit

 

IT’S STILL GOING ON HERE GODDAMMIT >:/

 

THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

 

power is still out :’)

 

thats very homophobic of it

I hope the bullshit ends Soon

 

THE POWER IS FINALLY BACK

 

Ok so the ancient Irish were headhunters and kept the skulls of their enemies but now I really want to make this the modern adaptation of that

~Be the ancestral skull you want to see in your family living room~

 

These heads spoke in stories. You could provide wisdom from beyond the grave.

 

unfortunately my spooky ghost wisdom will be extremely questionable :P

 

i want the remainder of my flesh vessel cremated and pressed into a vinyl copy of john henry btw

 

That's the best kind of spooky wisdom, honestly. When has an omen ever been straight forward? Well. Plenty of times and then the bitches don't want to listen because it says they're dumb assholes who are gonna fuck their moms or something.

but like

that's on them at that point

you're just the spooky ghost head of wisdom

 

See I’m thinking it’d be me screaming terrible advice at my grandkids. It seems on-brand for me.

 

S E E !
we need to make that happen

 

Acey skull watching TV with the grandkiddos: "JUST FUCK ALREADY"

 

my great-grandchild: i got stood up for prom
me, a spooky ghost: M U R D E R
kid: what
me: what

 

OKAY BUT THE SHITPOST CREW KEEPS JOKING THAT WE NEED A “DAYS SINCE THE CONVERSATION DERAILED INTO WHICH SU CHARACTERS HAVE FUCKED WHOM” COUNTER SO YOU’RE NOT WRONG...

(relatedly: my mom doesn’t get pearlmethyst but she thinks rupphire is the cutest thing ever so i’ll take it)

 

the borger joint i like has actually-good veggie burgers now!! i can’t wait to drag my folks there

 

i counted and my button/pin collection is 250 strong and counting

 

MY FAVE FANFIC GOT DELETED ;-;