clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

*goes into hotel room*

fuck it’s too warm in here i’ma step out for a bit

*leaves the hotel*

gdi it chilly

 

granted it’s only chilly bc it’s a lil windy out here but still

 

grass gives me a rash so if my gf and i ever end up getting a house with a lawn i might try to convince her that we should replace it with astroturf

preferably in a super unnatural color but that’s more for the Aesthetic

 

AT PRIDE

i’ve acquired some buttons, two shirts, and a hat so far, plus a few lil gifts for the momther

i’m having a blast but i’m taking a lil break bc it’s Loud and i am a lil overwhelmed, but i’ll def get back into the action later!!

 

me literally any time someone mentions tmbg or su

 

i wanna hear reel big fish cover boss of me and i want amanda palmer to cover mrs. bluebeard and I WANT THE JOHNS TO BE IN SU

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT AMAZING

 

I HAVE WRITTEN SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER DEAR

 

STILL AMAZING

NO TAKEBACKS

 

Thank u Padparadscha i enjoyed the Queer Wrath Month fireworks last night

 

I predict there are going to be fireworks tonight! How fun!

 

wait why the fuck haven’t i brought padparadscha into peridot’s blog yet

 

she has arrived

 

Because she’s always late

 

anyone know where i could find a cracked copy of photoshop for mac :eyes emoji:

 

*aggressively skanks*

 

wow almost 100 pages of my bullshit already

 

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FUCK GOOD POINT