Deresto's Thought Dump

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Deresto, Dec 26, 2018.

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What's your favorite music genre?

  1. Polka

    33.3%
  2. Polka

    33.3%
  3. Polka

    16.7%
  4. Polka

    16.7%
  5. Polka

    16.7%
  6. Rap

    50.0%
  7. Polka

    50.0%
  8. Polka

    16.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Why is dog and cat behavior so much easier to understand than human behavior? Like with an upset animal you can just look at them an tell something is amiss, but with humans it's a total mystery until they start screaming or crying or both :psyduck:
     
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  2. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

  3. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Happy birthday, steve irwin. Thank you so much for all you taught us about nature. You will be forever missed.
     
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  4. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    I wish I could be a parent one day, but I'm just plain Not Good Enough to be in charge of a life like that. I'm too much of a fuck up.
     
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  5. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Watched Bohemian Rhapsody last night with mom, we both loved it. She forgot the aids part and we both ended up crying a lot in remembrance of my grandpa, who died of aids shortly before i was born. Not many people in my family know exactly how he died, many thinking it was cancer. I wish I could've met him, my mom says he would've loved me and my siblings very much, he was known to be a very kind and loving man.
     
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  6. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Found some pastel rainbow glittery joggers today at Walmart! They are impractical and over the top and I love them to bits. I am the shiny gay:

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    Also found this the other day and I still don't know how to feel about it:

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  7. Acey

    Acey that's my fun and i like fun

    i need those joggers in my life
     
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  8. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    My sister just slowly walked up to me and handed me this sticker:

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    Does it count as rare pepe
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey that's my fun and i like fun

    100% yes
     
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  10. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    She gave me more. I don't even know where the fuck the blue one is from nor do I know where the stickers came from in general, but I am not a fan tbh:

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  11. Astrodynamicist

    Astrodynamicist Adequate Potato Goblin

    What the fuck is the blue one even????!!!?!!!!?!!
     
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  12. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    He is Sport Boy, his favorite food is sports. He's sportacus' secret alien lovechild, and he must be within at least 50 feet of a sports field at all times
     
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  13. Astrodynamicist

    Astrodynamicist Adequate Potato Goblin

    I cannot tell if you are just riffing or if that’s real and honestly this scares me almost more than the blue one itself. D:
     
  14. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Nah it was a goof, sorry to upset you. Honestly he's so weird and vague I could say any possible thing and not even I could tell if I was joking
     
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  15. Astrodynamicist

    Astrodynamicist Adequate Potato Goblin

    Oh, I’m not actually upset, just joke upset, sorry to be unclear.
     
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  16. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    She gave me more. Help.

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    Also another fucking blue man, what the fuck is happening:

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    She showed me a couple of others, but she said, and I quote: "these aren't for you. These aren't for anyone".

    I'm not posting them because they were Very NSFW. (It involved batman, superman, butts and dicks and I will say no more of the matter.

    Fake edit: hhhhhh I can't with this. Where. Why. Who. How. When.

    IMG_20190306_150747383.jpg
     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2019
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  17. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    :3c
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    *does own idea* i was struggling to find a semi positive stranger encounter and then remembered when i was 9 i went to mexico with one of our churches mission trips, and seeing as my grandma was going i got to tag along. While there i met a twelve year old boy who proposed to me with a grape lollipop. I hid behind my great aunt and told him i dont like grape flavor and in hindsight that was pretty assholish of me. Oops.
     
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  19. Acey

    Acey that's my fun and i like fun

    i mean, to be fair, grape flavor is vile
     
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  20. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    Went to bed yesterday at 10, woke up at 730. Went back to bed for a few more minutes and woke up at 1530. Ugh.
     
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