I looked back at some of my texts from the first 2 hours out of surgery and they’re so funny Some of my favorites are: Me: Baby i’m livin the reef are out Him: how’re you feeling love?? Me: I little loopy Me: I can’t feel my tongue lol Me: I tried watching GMM and couldn’t keep my eyes open long enough so music it is then Him: aw :( Me: They Might Be in recovery from surgery: alex’sncurrent cover band Me: My teeth hurt (The teeth were out by now) Adding one in a photo format because it’s too long to type that includes a Weezer reference (re-uploaded bc I cropped it wrong) If this post doesn’t belong here feel free to remove it, I just thought these were funny
I looked through a group chat with my two best friends and I have some more gems Me: I took out a gauze ball and looked and it’s covered in my own blood Eliza: Put that BACK Me: My mouth period Me: Change the mouth tampon Eliza: don’t mess with your gauze dumbass Me: I just wanted to see what it looked like Me: And bloodynwas the answer Me: Is novacainr that stuff that Beyoncé sings about in tonthe left to the left Eliza: WHAT Me: They mentioned novacaine before I passed tf out Me: And I was thinking “damn didn’t Beyoncé sing about novsciane” Eliza: No she didn’t Me: What Eliza: Not that I know of anyway (I never figured out if that’s what Beyoncé sang in that song, or if that’s even the same song)
An unexpected update: my friend informed me that I texted her as soon as I got out of surgery as well
I also asked them, as soon as I got out of surgery, if I could keep the teeth (I got them) and if I could smoke weed after (I couldn’t) Dad told me I was trying to talk during the entire surgery
