basically like those incorrect[insertfandomhere]quotes blogs on tumblr, but multifandom and on kintsugi instead taking a quote from one thing and misattributing to (a) character(s) from another thing
fandom: red vs blue source: that one sherlock holmes joke (sometimes i wonder if "why are we here?" was influenced by it)
Spoiler: nsfw Vriska to Eridan: "So you crossdress and ejaculate prematurely... that's beyond sad." (Source: some random hentai.)
Felldoh to Rowanoak: “And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown makeup *and* be sober all at once?” (Source: Something Positive)
Cluny to Skullface: "You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would." (Source: Blackadder)
Lugworm: I don’t see us getting this many minions over water. Damug: Hey, I’ve got an idea! Lugworm: So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of rat corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay. (Source: Order of the Stick)
Prussia: Your comic needs more ninjas. Japan: What are you talking about? It's full of ninjas. Prussia: I don't see any. Japan: They're really good ninjas. (Source: Something Positive)
Another S*P one: Lithuania: Russia woke up from his mid-morning bottle of vodka and wants to meet you. Just try to maintain eye contact and don't look lower than his neck. It's Pantsless Tuesday in his office. Prussia: That's insane! Today is Monday. Lithuania: That's your concern? Prussia: If I'm gonna be miserable, I want my misery to make sense.
