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  1. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Welcome To The Cave Of Yelling About Special Interests! Complimentary cocktails are available deep inside, you need only listen to me ramble about medieval European cooking on the way there :P
    A Lot of the content in here atm is Dragon Age related, but I also occassionally post about cooking, gardening, makeup, jewelry and crafts stuff, LARP and other Vidya Gaems
    I write fanfic and draw when I have the spoons and have a metric fuckton of OCs

    Responses, Questions, Prompts, etc are all super welcome! I do retain the right to say 'no I won't do that' or 'I'm a lil swamped/spoonless rn maybe later' but generally Audience Participation Is Encouraged :P

    Below this is the original post as transferred from elsewhere, don't mind that, and there's another batch of old psts transferred here from my vent.
    Fresh Steaming Nonsense Right Off The Press (tm) begins at This Junction Right Here
    My Dragon Age Lore Summaries can be found be Searching "The Dread Wolf Rises", in case the link that just does that searching for you does not work

    IMG_20171010_142623.jpg The face of betrayal when he calls her that. Also the narrowed eyes of 'what is the bae aiming for? am I gonna make a fool of myself?
    IMG_20171010_144829.jpg *whispers* my daughter is. so cute.

    IMG_20171010_161941.jpg Thsi one is still inappropriately funny to me. Thanks Cassandra ur the best at commentary.
    IMG_20171010_162009.jpg Let's just.... slowly walk around the angry woman with the sword. Yes. Less risk of being eviscerated that way. Also Atish'an's a plus resting bitch face in this one gives me life. "Ah yes there we go again. Fucking hell."
    (fun fact I accidentally clicked the dialogue option 'The inquisition was a mistake' in this convo and I felt bad immediately but honestly, Atish'an is exactly that kind of thoughtless idiot and it's kind of more IC than me trying to soften the tantrum child.)
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  2. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Also have my child's entire fucking ACTUAL canon design rather than just the one i had to settle for bc Inquis' hairstyles are cute but not terribly varied and all the hair is sort of straight sadly...
    IMG_20171010_193903.jpg The child Atish'an at age 13 just after being found by Clan Lavellan outside of Wycome which i keep misspelling in various creative ways bc i can't remember how to spell city names ever, ops.

    IMG_20171010_193912.jpg Atish'an Lavellan, Herald of Andraste! aka the one we see screenshots of above. The Vallaslin is almost painfully fresh and her hair is straightened bc she was just at the conclave, but it's supposed to already be going back to those ridiculous tangly curls. She's just starting to get her footing in Haven and feel a little bit more confident in her role, thanks mostly to Mother Giselle, who is a blessing.

    Here we have Atish'an when she does get appointed Inquisitor. Her hair is beginning to grow out of the undercut, and she has it bound tightly back now because it was starting to get on her nerves, plus she needs to look competent and presentable at all times now, or so sayeth Josephine. She's also gained a new scar across her right eyebrow and is now almost entirely made of grim determination.

    This would be post DA:I main game where she is a little softened despite being even more scarred up and also sort of trying to retire. She was going to marry Solas but Solas is well. Solas so she just kind of pines after him like a romantic heroine, trying to think up ways to convince him that breaking up is not for both of their good. She let him take her Vallaslin away, the least he can do is not be a fucking asshole about it.

    IMG_20171010_193957.jpg IMG_20171010_194006.jpg AND HERE SHE IS, actually no longer an Inquisitor now. After Trespasser and Solas's everything she shaves her head (he liked her hair, it was supposed to be a power move but honestly she just ends up looking like one half of those old married couples who slowly become clones of eachother), picks up chainsmoking the pipe, starts wearing a wolf pelt and going by the by-name/epithet Da'Fen (Little Wolf). She also gives herself not-vallaslin-exactly-facial-tats because no version of this character has ever known any chill whatsoever. The design is supposed to resemble fangs. Yeah. Anyway she is STILL looking for Solas, obviously, mostly because he doesn't get to break up with her in such a stupid way, and has begun referring to him as her 'Stupid Dog of a Husband' which is questionable because they probably never married. Not that anyone dares to correct her.
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  3. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    In the screenshots, her face is like "the fuck you talking about. the fuck is this. someone explain."
  4. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    To be fair this is her reaction to many things. "Here you're the Herald of Andraste now" "I... follow the elven gods... I'm dalish... did you.... did you miss the face tattoos...?" "CAN'T HEAR YOU HERALD OF ANDRASTE" "............????????? fucking shem."
    that is when her reaction isn't swooning over egg man's everything, or Josephine speaking like two whole words of elvhen to her. Or bonedeep embarrassment about accidentally inserting her foot into her mouth to Minaeve (a dalish born circle mage apprentice who does not have a vallaslin because she was thrown out by her clan at the age of seven when she showed magic powers and they had 'too many mages'. She liked the circle of magi because templars rescued her from angry villagers which LIKE FAIR. VERY FAIR. THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE MINAEVE AND MAKING ATISH'AN QUESTION HER WORLDVIEW A LITTLE. And also thank u for cussing in elvhen when Atish'an went 'Well the Dalish are really good about mages unlike the templar-')
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  5. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator


    one bottle of candy cane vodka:
    u need a bottle of vodka (0.7l), 5 candy canes (the middle size that's like 13cm long?) a high container that you cna put like 1l into, a clean bottle (or like... the vodka bottle once you've woshed it). And u make it by putting the candy canes into your high container, and pouring the vodka on top, then letting that just stand around for a day or so until the candy canes have dissolved.
    Then you fill it into your bottle, trying to make sure that any kind of cloudy bits remain in the container and don't go in the bottle.
    Says it should hold for like a year!

    Pink Lebowski (a White russian with extra grenadine and candy cane vodka instead of plain)
    4 glasses á ca. 250ml
    8cl candy cane vodka
    4cl coffee liquor (like kahlúa)
    300ml milk
    100g cream
    4cl Grenadine
    ice cubes

    stir the kahlúa and vodka, then split that and a few ice cubes between the four glasses. Mix milk and cream and carefully and slowly pour it over the ice cubes so the liquids remain seperate. Then add 1cl of grenadine to each glass.
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  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    tell me
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  7. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    rose lalonde, karkat, jade harley
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  8. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

  9. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Poison Ivy, Damian Wayne, Death from the Elisabeth musical
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  10. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Shit I'd prolly kill to play Death he's so fucking extra and I love his songs
    Also yes good my home girl plant queen and murderson <3
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  11. Loq


    Nightwing, Rodimus, and Unicron :P
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  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    yessssssssss more extra boys who are extra :DDD
  13. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Jazz, Nichrome, Rodimus
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Jazz omg thank he's my lovely darling boy!!!!
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  15. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    You are the person i know with extensive jazz headcanons, and don´t tell me he isn´t stylish af.
  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    He's a beautiful stylish boy, he absolutely is xP
    he go fast and he go loud as hell blaring those sweet earth tunes~
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  17. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    solas (okay tbf mostly it’s atish’an but i think of u with solas posts now), rodimus, and dick grayson!!
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    my power grows
    also how dare I'm totally a pissy old god sneering at the concept of modernity that's obviously who i am
    Somethign something I wasn't genocidal in my canon kin jokes.
    Nah but that's kinda my brand I love the regrettable eggman and I'm first in line lovingly tossing him off a cliff <3
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    i associate you with all your OCs =x
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  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    That's fair :P
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