Lair of Homeopathic Usefulness*

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Anomal(eee), Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Acey

    Acey let’s go backwards to destroy the past!

    HELLO YES TELL ME ABOUT THIS FIC *chinhands*
     
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  2. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Petty polytheist feels: using the Chick-Fil-a sandwich as a component in a hex on the CEO and his homophobic cronies

    Plus side: still get free food, even if they're fucking gross , plus I WILL DEVOUR YOU AND BE STRENGTHENED BY YOUR MISFORTUNE is one hell of a symbol to catalyze the working.

    C:<

    ETA: bonus- I have Cheetos to go with the sandwich >:7

    ETAx2: catalyze, not catalyst >:[
     
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  3. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

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  4. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Uhhhhhh

    Is beeg?

    Ok so basic premise is a glitchstuck verse where the last minute fix it attempts make the game attempt to factory restore itself and rerun, which isn't a scratch so no player flip, but the "factory settings"aren't actually uncompromised anyway because of LE's time bullshit. So, what we get is this hellish jumble of Alternia being in the same universe as Earth, the beta kids as players but also their guardians aren't fully differentiated from their player equivalents so their in game designations are all fucked up, the beta trolls as players but on an opposing team? (Or ARE they dun dun dunnnn)
    Aaaand because I'm trying to let myself make this as self indulgent as possible, the game, in the throes of its "what am I even doing now?" reboot attempts, also generated another batch of players which I am terming the Delta kids (because Delta is the Greek letter used to signify change in chemical equations!) And are 100% self-inserts.

    So the story starts somewhere around the "and then everything changed when the Alternian Empire attacked" moment and then I'm just running through this crazy ass session like the most fucked up acid trip of a D&D campaign ever, and there will be shenanigans and sloppy makeouts and character development and spatiotemporal hijinks and I'm excited c:

    (And a little manic maybe bc I'm also aware on the other side of my brain that ohhhhh gods this is a massive undertaking, it's part of why I stalled out on it before, but I'm allowing myself to make it as fun as possible so here's hoping it works! :D)
     
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  5. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    *Blink blink* o yeah

    Will do when... Probably when I get home, tbh, I'm almost out of lunch time and idk if I'll get a second break

    Or if I do, if I'll have the brains to do anything with it but get a refill of water and then hide in the bathroom for a little bit lol
     
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  6. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    TH15 15 5TUP1D >>8[
     
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  7. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Different thing, but TH17H 157 5HTUP1D AL5ONK

    I have never in my FUCKING LIFE felt so nauseated and dizzy during shark week that I thought I might pass out, but here is le me, getting the fucking vapors over a little exsanguination, like what the SHIT. yes, I could probably appease the Blood God solo right now, yes, it was an extra long cycle and some weirdness is to be expected after that, no that does not condone getting swoony like a goddamn consumptive Victorian lady. What the dick happened to my constitution score.i demand a reroll. Just. What.

    Tl;Dr I am the worst patient, it is me.
     
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  8. Acey

    Acey let’s go backwards to destroy the past!

    Ouch, that SUCKS! I used to get really nasty periods consistently (before I started the depo shot and stopped having 'em thank fuck) and had some degree of anemia during them, so I feel ya on that. (I once tried to give blood shortly after shark week ended and couldn't because I was still mildly anemic, rip)

    Glad it's not a regular thing, though!
     
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  9. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Yeah, usually I might get a little crampy and crave high iron foods more, but that's pretty much it, so this whole thing is basically
    Me @ me: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.
    me also: *unimpressed eyebrow wiggles*
     
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  10. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Whew.

    Ok, first bout of "but the canon conclusions were so poorly done and disappointing that it's impairing my ability to do research without depressing me to the point of killing my drive to create in this universe" successfully CLEARED

    I would like to thank my wife and also the vicious revenant goblins in my head who are powered by spite and thirst for sparklies and are once again sturdy enough to weather a bout of ennui

    I will slow-roast canon for the juicy bits and KEEP WRITING AFTER THAT, even! Muaahahaha
     
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  11. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    You know, plotting storylines is so much easier now that I've found a digital medium that can work decently well with the fact that my plotting organization works something like...

    this
    Conspiracy Theorist.jpg

    OneNote still isn't as versatile as my planning notebook would ideally be, but I also don't have Tony Stark's solid light interactive as-many-screens-as-I-want displays, either, so I'll just have to make do :p
     
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  12. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    ... I think I just discovered satanic disco?



    i don't even know what the fuck
     
  13. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    so i just learned the Irish for pocket, póca

    being me, I immediately compare it to the Japanese borrowing of the same word, poké

    you see where I'm going with this

    so anyway, if you were to translate "pocket monster" into Irish instead of borrowing Pokémon, I'm pretty sure it would be Pócarracht /poʊkaɹaχt/
     
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  14. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Gosh it's refreshing to see in-community voices kicking back against the anti-civ nihilist dicks drooling over getting to some anticapitalist paradise over the bodies of the unsaved parasites

    Screenshot_20190707-141348.png
     
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  15. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    And the internet is down for most of the company again

    brian-lee-digipen-rtis-alumni-accidental-memelord-tuesday-again-dog.jpg
     
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  16. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Just got told by a client "you're so cute!" and management was handing out keychains with interlocking gears to everyone today, so this is great for my ego

    Condescending headpats and reminders that we are all essential cogs in the Machine, check and check -_-

    You'd think the essential part would make me feel better about it, but no, it's really just rubbing it in more that no, they can't do it without us... And management is blithely running all of their people into the ground anyway, because that's more profitable than easing off on the unlivable workload.

    It's cool, human suffering isn't nearly as compelling a cause as the money being sad, I get it
     
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  17. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    If you give a mouse a cookie, Kai version:
    If you try to get back in the habit of exercising again, you'd best damn well be expecting your energy reserves to spike so you need to move it move it before you're able to sleep, even if you're really fucking tired and it's been a long day and tomorrow will be a longer one

    Because fuck you and your poor time management skills, is why

    Bright side: I did the mandatory wiggles and now the corporeality is Pleased. Going to bed after a nice workout is very cozy feeling

    Now if I can only get my ducks in a row so the wiggles happen like.... an hour or more earlier so I have enough time for a full night of sleep, that would be nice.

    Stretch goals! (Bluh)
     
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  18. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Pffft so I'm in training right now and they're going over different learning styles

    Distracted by untidiness/movement? Check
    Distracted by sounds/noises? Check
    Distracted by activity around them?
    Check

    By the power of my ADHD, I have mastered all three learning styles*

    *All of this is based on outdated pop psych, so I'm not exactly riveted.
     
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  19. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    oh gods i just realizedif life were an anime then i'm some unholy fusion of the megane character and the yankee punk

    wtf
     
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  20. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    That is disturbingly accurate, yes.

    Which character would I be?

    *chinhands*
     
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