Gotta love that little gremlin in the back of your head, right? Got some pretty wild, weird and downright bad ideas sometimes. Sometimes horrible, sometimes just... Odd. Mine is very persistent about wanting me to drive into a specific fire hydrant near my house, especially at night, because BIG SPLASH! GOOD! No, no it's not. And sometimes you just need to let the little buggers out, because what the hell, brain? And it's nice to know you're not the only one with a goblin in your thinkmeats.
Spoiler: on second thought, spoilering for violent thoughts "Knife." "It sure is brain." "You could stab someone." "WHY" "eyes soft. skin soft. organs soft. no resistance. it will be fine. you will see." "It will not be fine please Do Not, hands."
Another persistent one, this one at work literally any time I ring out anything white: Rub it on your face. I'm wearing dark red lipstick. Yes. BIG SMEAR. It's cashmere. Yes. Soft. Expensive. RUIN IT. Customers are staring at me. Ruuuuuiiiiiin iiiiiit
