livin’ the season 5 pearl life (acey’s bijou baguette): pearlmethyst trash hell

haha first

this is my thread! itt i post:

• steven universe
• tmbg
• memes
• gay shit
• probably other shit
  • literally any dumb thought that pops into my head actually

and here are the thread rules!

• please feel free to interact with this thread! replies and ratings are v much encouraged, i wanna hang out with you cool peeps in here B) (also i am an attention whore so...that too)
• spoiler your pearlrose (i have a friend here who's triggered by it) and any potentially-triggering content! i don't foresee this thread getting especially heavy tho
• nsfw content is allowed, but also must be spoilered! i have some friends who are minors and i don't want ANY of us getting in trouble u feel me
• no drama pls! this is a Fun Thread For Fun Things and i wanna keep it that way!
• be excellent to each other!

finally, the title of this thread will probably change a fair bit. i'll keep "(acey's bijou baguette)" in the title though, so you'll always be able to find me! :D

previous thread titles:

• john hlans. burg bi sexu
• nude clown prude clown everyone here is a clown
• WE DIE ALONE WE DIE AFRAID WE LIVE IN TERROR
• Gay Rat Wedding Party
• Last One Out Of Bitch City
• DROWNING IN ALL THIS SPAGHET
• steven universe other friends 10 hours
• john spinel of they might be gems
• requiem for a gourd

Spoiler: original op

i'll make a dedicated op when i have spoons but tl;dr: expect general fandom garbage and terrible terrible shitposting here. also Fun Thread Memes

also please reply!! have fun in here!! <3

 

i made a whole post of these on tungle but. here's another.

text post memes are fun and i am vain

 

But what if. It's Extra moon because it's on the gay.

 

What’s a bijou baguette

 

I misread “blogette” as “baguette” and thought it was funny.

 

It is a bijou breadstick on a large scale.

 

i actually just had part of a baguette the other day, ‘twas good

 

CONCEPT: connie reading soldier purrbeasts with wanshi

 

More seriously. What’s a bijou blogette?

 

What this subforum is for? There was a whole discussion in TSM.

 

need help figuring out what kind of bird pearl is

must be:

• extremely smart
• deadly as shit and willing to commit murder
• preferably capable of wielding a spear
• bonus points for fussing over young

 

i’ll quote the su character writeups over here ASAP since i’m still not done with them, don’t wanna have ‘em moved bc i don’t want the op of this thread changing or otherwise getting fukt

That Would Bug Me

 

the temptation to add this to the op of this thread is so real

 

Shrike?

 

Parrot. Cockatoo specifically. Extremely monogamous pairbond breeders, renown for young ones staying with their parents for unusually long time, all cockatoos are salt shakers of unadulterated destructive rage at the universe, showy crests, about as intelligent and able to use tools as toddlers like most parrots of that sizeclass.
Also made of love and hugs if well treated.

 

'deadly as shit and willing to commit murder'

this is the most accurate description of a cockatoo from what i have gathered living with one. they are...agents of chaos. CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND LOUD SHRIEKS AT THE HATE ORB AS IT RISES.

other important thing with cockatoos and pearl and i guess parrots like that in general is...the things can become UNSPEAKABLY neurotic. like need medications and whatever constitutes bird therapy levels of neurotic. which honestly fits with pearl.

 

that honestly is not what i would’ve EXPECTED but holy shit that fits really well

 

someday i’ll make a spreadsheet ranking all of tmbg’s albums AND ranking all the songs by album, just u wait

 

also: put pearl on whatever the gem equivalent of antidepressants is 2kforever

 

shitpost doodle, i was not sober when i drew this