despite the title, this arg is entirely safe for work! here's a place to talk about everything we know so far, theories, updates, discoveries, anything like that! to start off, i'll post what we know so far. do let me know if i missed anything (almost certainly) or got anything wrong! switching into proper syntax for readability. So, the ARG started when popular blogs started receiving messages from what looked like an ordinary pornbot with the URL sexygirlmax2019. Only, the messages they were receiving were anything but standard pornbot fare. They were things like "hey peebrain- you teleport?" "hi pea for brains...can you teleport?" The links sent are also unusual, and lead to this neocities page. At that point in time, most (if not all?) of the "[thing] me here" links didn't exist. The "remember Anita" link also wasn't there. The page begins with: I believe that the page used to say 'click here to instantly teleport" as opposed to "transport" but I'm not sure. It also has a dead video feed, an image of a woman, and more text. Spoiler: textwall discussing the neocities page All the [x] me here lines are links, along with the image of the woman. If you click the image of the woman, it takes you to /seraphim.html, with an image of a bare-legged woman sitting on a car. The text reads "Click here to instantly" That takes you to /cherubim.html, with a staticky image and high-pitched audio. The audio displays the same image of a woman's legs, if run through an SSTV converter. The site text once again says "Click here to instantly." That takes you to /firstsphere/thrones.html and displays an even more corrupted image. The text reads "Click here." This takes us to /secondsphere/dominions.html, which initially displayed four identical images of an eye, seemingly drawn in mspaint. Now, the fourth image is one of a cartoonishly drawn angel girl with blonde hair, holding a yellow flower. That fourth image is the link. This page has no text. The next page is /secondsphere/powers.html and has the same image of the angel girl, along with text which reads: This time, the image of the angel is named "max1.png" The next three pages progress in similar fashion, with the same text. The angel image is steadily more corrupted as we progress. First we start off with /secondsphere/light1.html and max2.png, then /secondsphere/light2.html and max3.png, and then /secondsphere/light3.html and max4.png. This takes us to /secondsphere/virtues.html, which is a black screen with the text "connection lost" as a link. This is where things start to get interesting. This takes us to thirdsphere/principalities.html, which has an image of an angel and a human called wrestling.gif. (I've heard from my Local Angel Nerd that this painting is Samael wrestling with Jacob). In the gif, the angel disappears briefly. The page has text on it which reads: If you inspect the source code, this page also includes hovertext saying "it hurts" and text reading "Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean." That line is the leper's prayer from Luke 5:12 of the King James Bible. After that page, the next is/thirdsphere/archangels.html. It has an image of an angel and a woman (Angel Nerd and googling inform me that this is Gabriel and Mary, specifically the Annunciation.) The image is corrupted and spliced with a street, and again the angel briefly disappears. The text reads "Click here to go to a happier place." This takes us to /thirdsphere/angels.html. On this page, there is an image of a guardian angel standing over two children (Bernhard Plockhorst's The Guardian Angel, specifically). The image is corrupted and, for a third time, the angel briefly disappears. The tab has a specific webpage title, unlike the other pages--this one says "found you". The page reads "Being present for a child's growth and development is very important." The link leads to this tumblr which I'll talk about indepth later. Inspecting the source reveals text from Luke 5:13 in the King James Bible, reading "I will; be thou clean." That's where that specific chain ends. I'll make more posts later going into depth on what I know about the other links on the neocities page, lovely5500, and the other tumblr blogs we're aware of (sexygirlmax2019 and sceneteenz) when I have the spoons. Go ahead and talk and share what you know though!