If there's already a thread for this somewhere, I'm sorry, I hadn't spotted it off the bat! I know a lot of folks on the board are not only dealing with brainweird but bodyweird of the "why is this a thing" variety, and I wanted a place to put the WTF things your body is doing from chronic pain to medical conditions causing problems, from surprise injuries and WHY ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP, GOD, MAKE THE TINGLES STOP. Complain, laugh about it, wonder in awe at how we are all held together with bubblegum and hope. I'll start this party off. Shoulder, I'm aware you want to see the world, but trying to divorce the body when I'm trying to sleep isn't helping your fucking case, I'm keeping the kids even if I can't feel them when I first wake up. Knee? We cool. Hip? I do not need another problem child. CFS? Sleep schedule is a thing. 15 hour sleep schedule is YOUR thing. Stop slipping that schedule into place without warning, tyvm.