MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    sheer genius.
     
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  2. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    A shitknuckle is the kind of person who would take a shit, wipe their ass, get shit all over their fingers, and then go around without washing their hands getting shit all over things because they don't care enough not to. Kind of like a shitheel only more so.
     
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  3. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    "[He] would struggle to alphabetize cheerios"
     
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  4. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    b...brilliant...
     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Credit goes to someone I only know as Pun. They were describing the kind of non too bright chaos magnet who is delightful in fiction and terrible in reality.
     
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  6. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

    thing spotted on my dashboard earlier: "You know what really imagines my dragons?"
     
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  7. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    “He shot for the stars and landed in the dung heap.”
     
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  8. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Why was I not following this thread!
    Insults for the Scorn Throne:

    dicknipple
    Cock-juggling thundercunt
    A stained glass window of fractal wrongness
    (I don't know if this one is here already and it isn't mine but deserves to be enshrined here): loofah-faced shitgibbon
    Assfactory
     
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  9. OtherCat

    OtherCat a being of mysterious happenstance

    Variations on "mangy dog dick."
     
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  10. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    My friend Ajani makes some of the best white jokes I've ever heard. We were at a park yesterday larping and I got these gems out of him.

    "What in the caucasity?"
    "White in tarnation?"

    Him to another player: cut his balls off!
    Me, mock offended, white lady style: there are children present!
    Him: You know this park used to be a plantation?
    Me, knowing he's going somewhere great with this: Yeah?
    Him: Yeah, and my black ass is owed fucking reparations for the shit that went down here.
    Me: is yelling at white people part of that?
    Him: It is now! 30 acres, a mule, and as many "go fuck yourself"s as I want.
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  13. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Stolen from a Harry Potter fanfic I read in the late aughts. This is the only line from it that I still remember, ten years later.

    Sirius: as far as useless tools go, malfoy’s a two inch strap-on

    Harry: you’re giving him a half-inch too much credit.
     
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  14. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    More lizsms because there have been a lot recently.

    “What the hot fresh fuck?”

    “I don’t give half a runny shit.”

    “[bf’s ex] couldn’t find her ass with both hands and a map.”

    “Bumfuck nowhere.”

    “Bumblefuck nowhere.”

    “He’s almost as smart as he is tall,” about a friend’s 5 foot nothing shitlord of an ex husband who’s suing for custody after not paying child support for three years.
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From Dan Savage's column:
     
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