My Toaster

Discussion in 'That's So Meta!' started by rigorist, Apr 18, 2017.

  1. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    For various and convoluted reasons, I obtained a "new" toaster today. "New" because I picked it up at the thrift store and spent much of the afternoon cleaning it. It's a pretty nice T-Fal branded one and it makes excellent toast.

    Anyway, rather than shit up the other transparency thread, I hereby report:
    • It makes excellent toast
    • I still have not taken any moderator actions
     
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  2. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    • Looked at moderation queue
    • Found a spot on the chrome trim and rubbed it off with some steel wool.
     
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  3. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Rigs are you moderating your toaster? Your toaster doesn´t have an account here.
     
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  4. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    • My toaster will be shiny and smooth.
    • All posters on Kintsugi will be shiny and smooth
    • The treatments are painful, but I can feel my brain becoming shiny and smooth
    • Thanks seebs!
     
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  5. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    You know it's funny because I also recently got a toaster. Our old toaster did not seem to have reached clarity on whether or not the middle heating elements should, say, become hot in some way. The new one is much more even. Hooray.
     
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  6. Fucker

    Fucker Bæsj

    i lit a toaster on fire and broke off the handle while off on a health facility and cost the departement several hundreds in fees for sending out the firemen a few months back
     
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  7. spockandawe

    spockandawe "My body is a #starscream temple"

    Seebs, it sounds like you're really unreasonably prejudiced against unheating heating elements, and it's causing me some concern over your ability to run this forum and deal with the heating elements on here in a fair and balanced manner
     
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  8. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    i'm absolutely biased against toast only done on one side.
     
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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bu

    How many slots does it have? I need to know for reasons. Also does it have a bagel setting
     
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  10. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    • Approved a seebs wall of text
    • Emptied the crumb tray
    • Called Ms. Rigs to tell her to stop on the way home from work and get some toasting bread 'cause I eated the all.
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bu

    Is there a certain kind of bread for toasting or are you using "toasting bread" as a catch all for bread that is to be toasted?
     
  12. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    Just about anything pre-sliced is "toasting bread".
     
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  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I was thoroughly confused as to why this was in TSM until I got to the bottom of the first post
     
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  14. rigs' toaster

    rigs' toaster bots' rights activist

    um excuse you
     
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  15. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    i probably shouldn't make the toaster a mod even though it'd be funny.
     
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  16. rigs' toaster

    rigs' toaster bots' rights activist

    I wouldn't be a good mod on account of the fact that I'm a toaster
     
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  17. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    why don't we have a disagree button?
     
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  18. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    It has two of the big long slots and has BAGEL DEFROST REHEAT and TOAST settings.

    Also a digital readout because why-the-fuck-not?
     
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  19. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

     
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  20. rigs' toaster

    rigs' toaster bots' rights activist

    I promise that I am not possessed by Satan.
    well at least not that much.
     
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