I've been trying to set up a business under the name Cunning Chemist, but I've just been informed I can't use the word "chemist" for a business which isn't one. I'm a bit stuck on coming up with a new name. Here are the criteria: -Indie perfume business, geek-chic theme; so far I have an SCP line, an anime character types line, and a folksongs and fairytales line. Looking for something snappy and quirky. -I can't use any variation of "chemist" or "chemistry". -I really don't want to use "alchemist" because every other indie perfume business does. -I don't want any obvious puns or anything silly-sounding, anything too froufrou, or anything which sounds more like it's for the goth or pagan market because those are pretty saturated already. I need the new name within two weeks. Anyone wanna help me brainstorm?