Out of context quotes thread

That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

 

“You don’t get a gift card because the earth’s rotation doesn’t exactly match our arbitrary designations of time.”

 

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

 

That's quitter talk.

 

" We defeated Marv and Harry, we killed them with birdseed after we already kinda killed him already several times in a house. Oh yeah, I turned into Samus again, and I got Screw Attack."