clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

well the rain falls down without my help i'm afraid
and the lawn gets wet, though i've withheld my

 

life update: i'm in Gay Hell

 

my crush and me in each other's respective phones, to give you some idea of the specific level of gay hell i'm in

 

Steven Universe: The Movie (2019)

 

ya girl is recovering from fuckin c. diff pls send memes and pearlmethyst ideas

 

my friend dani sent this to me and just said "it u" and she's honestly 100% correct

 

me writing pearl, interrupted:

 

miku binder jfk

 

it Cold :(

 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27266839

CAR LESBIANS CHAPTER ONE YO

 

I'll see your cold and raise you 5 inches of snow the week before Halloween.

 

Oh no...from what my mom's said about growing up in the same area you're in that checks out but oh no

 

IMPOSTOR SYNDROME TIME BABEYYYY

 

just bought myself a buncha halloween candy bc i'm an ADULT and i can DO THAT

 

i'm being personally attacked here

 

Spoiler: pearlrose

 

i am the hero the steven universe fandom needs but not the one it deserves

 

amethyst is shaped like a friend